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April 2, 2024, 1:05 p.m.

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Karen: *Rips an incredibly loud burp* Schwartz: Good resonance!



Dec. 4, 2023, 4:03 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 4 "It's been a long time since I've had a German-speaker in the class. We're about to get to a lot of German words. This is exciting." "I won't sign the fish forms for people not in the fish class [Marine Biology]." "Can we not play with the Tower of Hanoi? It makes a nonzero amount of sound." "Karen Cao is messing with me, and I appreciate that." "What's the Extreme Value Theorem? Katz raised his hand. Is he bluffing? Nobody knows." "The way they teach this [power series for trigonometric functions] in the US is pretty bad -- well, only if you think about it."



Sept. 11, 2023, 2:14 p.m.

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rose: anything for you karen cao! karen (dressed as ken): thanks barbie!



Aug. 1, 2023, 5:08 p.m.

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//ryan misreads back of Karen's sweatershirt Ryan: does that say C-U-M? Karen: you mean the juice with fishies in it? Brayden & Ryan: what? Karen: Didn't you guys take health?



June 12, 2023, 8:55 a.m.

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Karen (as Peter the Great): I was very healthy ... which allowed me to take the throne and be influential



Feb. 10, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Karen: Where's Nathan Gehl? Karen: He's my favorite person in this class.



Jan. 19, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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Karen: What? I was supposed to be Jeremy Lin’s wife.



Oct. 26, 2022, 5:33 p.m.

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// Socratic seminar Tinsley: Karen, Orwell would be rolling in his grave if he heard you say "unsucceed".

I think it would be funny if we all decided to talk in newspeak for the next socratic seminar

ap_lang, orwell, karen, Tinsley



Oct. 4, 2022, 8:02 a.m.

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Victor: Amsterdam people smoke cocaine. Karen: Oh really? That’s scary.



Sept. 9, 2022, 10:07 a.m.

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Karen: I think this piece is from Africa, because it’s the only country I know.