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Dec. 8, 2023, 7:44 a.m.

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Saanvi: stop making love to your computer!



Feb. 22, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

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Kirk: That's the weirdest thing I've said all day: my computer got crashed by a high-resolution GIF of french fries.



Nov. 6, 2020, 11:23 a.m.

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Street: I was looking at Synergy again and Synergy's on drugs. Street: I mean, I was looking at it, and it was as if someone was up there in Rockville feeding Quaaludes into the computer.



Feb. 1, 2018, 8:30 p.m.

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//street types stuff into his computer //the computer beeps at him Street: Oh, shut up. *smacks screen*



Sept. 14, 2012, 12:04 p.m.

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//Recruiting for computer club Ashu:  When on December 21, 2012 the world will end and computers will save us...



May 25, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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// KevLi is taking pictures of people in SRP with a camera Freddy: Psh. You guys and your technology. KevLi: This is coming from the guy that's going to be a computer scientist. Freddy: Hey, you don't need a computer to be a computer scientist you know. Watch, I'll be the world's first computer-less computer scientist.



Feb. 2, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: You bored in my class? Go to back of room, kiss the computer!



Nov. 5, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Pham: Computer is computer. Math is math. Especially Wolstein. You been Wolstein's class! He believe math control everything.



Oct. 27, 2010, 9:08 p.m.

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//computer team, Ashu was probably being annoying Scott:...and the computer redirects it to the appropriate program, which for him (points at Ashu) is Internet Explorer and for the rest of us it's Firefox.