Blairbash.org

Search Quotes 

#5345

68

Jan. 5, 2015, 4:30 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Start of a new unit titled "My friends and family" Subayi: Repeat after me *goes through list of words while students repeats them* Now, here is how you conjugate to love at first sight. Student: How do you say "it was love at first sight?" Subayi: Why? You fell in love? *Writes how to say it on the board* Student: No, I just want to know, Subayi: Alright, go home and tell your mom this. I hope she slaps you with a shoe.

#3955

37

Feb. 13, 2012, 6:01 p.m.

⚐ Report
Moose: If my kids were hungry, I would steal. If my kids were cold, I would steal clothes. In those circumstances, would I die? Yeah, in a heartbeat.

#3615

1111

Sept. 28, 2011, 10:15 p.m.

⚐ Report
Stein: So I was trying to find a good example of a real life exponential function. Bacteria doesn't work. And money doesn't work, it eventually runs out. So I could only think of one: Love.

#2352

2729

Oct. 13, 2010, 1:54 p.m.

⚐ Report
Piper: Angelina! Stop playing Rock Paper Scissors with George! Lenny: Ooh La La! Piper: Rock Paper Scissors is how Magnet Students romance...

#443

13

June 16, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

⚐ Report
Tim: you cant have sex Tim: you can only watch it Tim: and do stuff to yourself

Seen in Andie's status

love