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#1140
88
⚐ ReportSchafer: $25. It's expensive! Mario: Twenty-five dolla' make you holla'! Schafer: I could've done without that. Shirley: We couldn't have!
#1092
1010
⚐ ReportSchafer: That didn't sound good. Mario: You dropped a mirror. Schafer: Did it break? Mario: Yeah. Schafer: Seven more years bad luck! Shirley: Haven't you been teaching for seven years? [...] You just got yourself a renewal!
#1053
2020
⚐ ReportMario: How many ties of Darwin do you have? Whitacre: Not enough. Do you want to give me some? Student: For Christmas? Whitacre: I don't celebrate Christmas. Student: What, do you celebrate Hanukkah? Whitacre: No, I celebrate pay days. They come more often.
#950
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⚐ Report//talking about It's Academic Mr. Schafer: We think we are the best. I agree, and therefore we should win. It's modus ponens or something. Mario: Haha, modus pwn-ens.
#665
44
⚐ Report//Mario is trying to ask a question, but Michael and others are talking Schafer: I'm sorry. I can't hear you because some people think they're more important than you. Mario: They're probably right.
#664
66
⚐ ReportMikey: I think a capacitor is like a spring. Schafer: A capacitor is like a toilet. Mario: What? Schafer: What? Mario: I didn't hear the whole conversation. Schafer: The whole conversation was, "A capacitor is like a toilet." It's pretty much my best analogy ever. Vikas, please explain. //Vikas defers to Ben, but Ben's explanation isn't funny Schafer: You're not a good storyteller. You haven't reached my level of maturity. You see, sometimes a small trickle is enough, but when you have a lot of business... //later, still talking about the analogy Schafer: I cannot use the four-letter word I want to use to describe this analogy. Poop.