// OIGOIG, both terms are even
Schwartz: You cry and then solve the problem, sounds like a plan.
Andy: It's kind of like when you solve a cubic but the law of ones and twos doesn't work.
Schwartz: Exactly, you cry and then you do it!
Sean, Ace: You derive the cubic formula!
Schwartz: No, don't derive the cubic formula!
Schwartz: You should absolutely go to college and refer to solving these as OIGOIG.
Schwartz: They'll definitely know what you're talking about and not laugh at you.
Schwartz: ... Seriously, do call it that. They'll laugh at you, but it'll spark a conversation, and it'll be good.