#12798

88

Dec. 21, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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//Caleb, now an alumnus, sneaks into Organic Chemistry; Hart doesn't notice for at least a minute Hart, noticing: It's Caleb! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Hart: You're our guest lecturer for today. Caleb: Uh, okay ... //later -- we had recently made silver-plated glass ornaments Hart: We should make Caleb an ornament! Caleb: ... yes, you should turn me into an ornament.

#12796

911

Dec. 21, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Glenn: Caleb, tell me about life! Caleb: Uhhhh...seeing the sun rise is nice. Caleb: I've definitely explored my sleep schedule.

#11659

88

March 9, 2023, 7:50 p.m.

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// Envirothon Caleb: Earthlings? That's such a cringe name. *Linda's head jerks up, she's the one who came up with the team name* Caleb: Oops, I spoke too much.

#11450

88

Jan. 20, 2023, 2:35 p.m.

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Hart(to Caleb): If Bosse asks where you went, tell her you were loitering around at Blair Boulevard.

#11434

1616

Jan. 17, 2023, 2 p.m.

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Patrick: That's cringe! Rose: No, it's not cringe, what's the opposite of that? Caleb: It's based Rose: Yeah, that Rose, under his breath: I don't say that stuff out loud

#11291

1113

Dec. 8, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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Caleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!

#11284

88

Dec. 7, 2022, 1:49 p.m.

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//all-period half day during which students are to remotely view information about courses Schwartz: This is the Schwartz babysitting session. I have to make sure you don't die for 24 minutes, but I'm not allowed to teach you anything. //later, Caleb walks in late Schwartz: You're late! How dare you be late on this important day of class! I will mark you tardy! //later, Caleb talking to Stephen and writing equations on the board, whilst Schwartz left the classroom //Schwartz returns Schwartz: Maths? There's maths happening in my classroom? How could you?! Schwartz: You miscreants -- learning things today!

#10939

99

Oct. 7, 2022, 1:29 p.m.

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// Caleb joins pchem during 6th period O'Donovan: Caleb what class do you have right now? Caleb: For legal purposes I have study hall.

#10860

1616

Sept. 21, 2022, 12:20 p.m.

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// Caleb walks into pchem O’Donovan: Is that traitor Caleb?

#10850

1010

Sept. 20, 2022, 11:54 a.m.

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// Bio team lecture Caleb: Carbon likes to be friends with itself. Yongle: Just like me!