#3091

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March 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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Reckson: Isn't Jesus a zombie?

#2727

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Dec. 24, 2010, 1:38 p.m.

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Hammond: I'm 39. Reckson asked me if I'm 51 yesterday. Except he said it really funny. He said "If I were to take your age and divide it by 10, would the result be greater than 5?"

#2713

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Dec. 22, 2010, 8:09 a.m.

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Hammond: Reckson, I've got something to say to you about age! My father informed me yesterday that I am not turning 39-- Various: You're not?! Hammond: I am 21 with 18 years experience. Reckson: Well I got it right eventually! Hammond: After you guessed 59 and 47, yes!

#2638

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Dec. 3, 2010, 7:48 p.m.

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Reckson: Avoid Theresa like the plague, because she has castration on her mind, and I fear the worst. //walks away hurriedly

#1736

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March 26, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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Reckson: You know what they say--don't make war, make awkward sexual advances! Diana: Keep this up and I will turn *you* into a war zone.

#1494

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Feb. 14, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Reckson: ...and "crash" is not a word.

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Dec. 4, 2009, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Make like a banana and split! Reckson: No, make like a tree and leave! Schafer: Oh, you have no idea what you just started. Make like a goalie and GET THE PUCK OUT!