Reckson: Isn't Jesus a zombie?
Hammond: I'm 39. Reckson asked me if I'm 51 yesterday. Except he said it really funny. He said "If I were to take your age and divide it by 10, would the result be greater than 5?"
Hammond: Reckson, I've got something to say to you about age! My father informed me yesterday that I am not turning 39-- Various: You're not?! Hammond: I am 21 with 18 years experience. Reckson: Well I got it right eventually! Hammond: After you guessed 59 and 47, yes!
Reckson: Avoid Theresa like the plague, because she has castration on her mind, and I fear the worst. //walks away hurriedly
Reckson: You know what they say--don't make war, make awkward sexual advances! Diana: Keep this up and I will turn *you* into a war zone.
Reckson: ...and "crash" is not a word.
Schafer: Make like a banana and split! Reckson: No, make like a tree and leave! Schafer: Oh, you have no idea what you just started. Make like a goalie and GET THE PUCK OUT!