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#3925

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Feb. 2, 2012, 5:42 p.m.

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Richard: I can speak linguistics

#3792

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Nov. 18, 2011, 7:54 a.m.

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Richard: He has two monocles! Thomas: You mean glasses?

#3689

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Oct. 18, 2011, 7:34 p.m.

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Stein: So while Richard is doing the math problem on the board ... let's play with my iPhone! //Stein starts to talk to his iPhone, it responds with Siri Stein: Are you a man or a woman? iPhone: I was not assigned a gender.

#3681

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Oct. 17, 2011, 9:41 a.m.

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Richard: It would be really awesome if your final transcript spelled out the alphabet. Kevli: You mean A, B, C, E, D?

#3574

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Sept. 19, 2011, 11:01 a.m.

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//On talk like a pirate day Lizzy: ARRRGHH, RICHARD! Richard: I will plunder ye booty!

#3412

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May 25, 2011, 10:38 a.m.

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Thomas: Christine O'Donnell isn't Asian. Richard: After I breed with her, she will be.

#3410

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May 24, 2011, 9:54 p.m.

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Richard (to Rose during class): Which semiellipse, dawg? Rose: Dawwwggg...wait till I finish the problem.

#3291

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May 2, 2011, 12:28 p.m.

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Richard: What's that sideways 11? Rose: It's an equals sign.

#3168

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March 29, 2011, 4:07 p.m.

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Richard: We should make a calculus rap! Thomas: It should be by TI.

#3090

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March 16, 2011, 8:28 a.m.

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//doing derivative problems Rose: [says something intriguing] Richard: (whispers) Whoa, balls. //he whispers this several times in class, like every 5 minutes Rose: (after the third time) Richard, you need to stop saying balls. Richard: Okay. //Rose draws a problem with two circles tangent to one line Rose: This problem-- Richard: BALLS!!!!! Rose: ...Yes Richard, they're balls.