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#11935
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⚐ Report// SRP Presentation on Euler Bosse: How do you know it's pronounced /'ɔɪ.ləɹ/ and not /'ju.ləɹ/? Bosse: Have you met him before? Sameer: Every time Euler's name is pronounced wrong, he smokes crack.
#11613
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⚐ Report// SRP p8 is getting loud Bosse: It sounds too loud for you guys to be productive. Bosse: Sameer, is that a game? Sameer: No! It just happened to already be open!
#11067
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⚐ Report*Isaiah and Sameer are talking about the recent knowledge celebration* Stein: Diego is talking about his favorite breakfast while you two are off talking about your test. Stein: This is clearly more important.
#10949
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⚐ ReportStein: What's the difference between Diego's method and Sameer's method? Diego: It's better.
#10894
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⚐ Report//Henry and Sameer are sitting at a table with cards Henry: Give us a game to play Diego: Russian roulette //Laughter Diego: You didn't specify what kind of game
#10872
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⚐ Report// Sameer is on his phone Stein: Are you texting your mom? Stein: Tell her you love her.
#10475
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⚐ ReportSameer: I really need lube, I'm running out of it and I need to get more. Sameer: Wait, that sounds wrong...