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#9833
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⚐ Report// Student is going to bathroom, Stelzner is writing a pass Ms. Stelzner: Anti-white pass, that's my political statement.
#8843
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⚐ Report//ap lit Stelzner: you know, this book only costs $12 if you don't return it, and it's a good book to hold onto. //in the chat: "Stelzner out here encouraging us to steal books from the school" Stelzner: I would NEVER do such a thing! At least, not while the meeting is being recorded. Which it isn't, because I've paused it. So yeah, do whatever you want.
#4474
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⚐ ReportMax: You shouldn't take antibiotics at all! Stelzner: So what should I do, just bleed it out? Use leeches? That's what they did in the 1700s. Allison: Yeah, and they lived long, prosperous lives in the 1700s!
#4358
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⚐ Report//Stelzner realizes that his assigned seating has unwittingly segregated the class by gender Stelzner: What the hell is this, a middle school dance? MINGLE!
#4344
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⚐ Report//Reading Hamlet Stelzner: So, see, Claudius knows that Laertes is the people's man. He's who they want to be king. Get it? Class: (uncertain) Stelzner: Come on, okay. He's the guy who goes around partying in France and killing people with his sword and staying in whorehouses. HE IS THE 99%.
#3481
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⚐ Report//About the cell phone policy Stelzner: My cell phone is better than yours, and I can't use mine [during class].
#2792
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⚐ Report//Stelzner is a huge Mets fan Student 1: What's alliteration? Stelzner: It's when you're repeating a consonant. You know, like, uhh, 'Sally sells seashells.' Student 2: That was terrible! Mr. Stelzner, you're the Mets of alliteration!
#2791
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⚐ Report//during exam review Stelzner: Define assertation. Student: What? Stelzner: Oops, I mean assertion. Gah, guys, I can't read! Student: Would you pass this exam, Mr. Stelzner? Stelzner: I don't know, but I'm a teacher so it doesn't matter. So, define assertation. (pause) No, I did it again! Your English teacher can't read! Student: It's like we're in DC public schools!