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#2307

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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//Talking about answers to a freshman safety test found lying around Senior: Yeah, I kinda broke half of these safety things during my SRP. Templin: Well, then I really shouldn't let you use anything in this room. Senior: It's not like my mentor followed them either! Templin: Then he shouldn't be allowed to use anything in this room.

#2295

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Oct. 6, 2010, 12:53 p.m.

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Kaluta: So back when I was a kid, I found some of this stuff, and I sniffed and went "UGH!"  Turns out it was hydrochloric acid. Templin: Yeah, and you also played with mercury.

#2287

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:55 a.m.

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Student: Why do you always try to get the quotes changed on Blairbash? Me: Because they have to be correct. Student: Why do you care so much? Me: Because Blairbash is my LIFE, its ALL I care about!!! Student: Mr. Templin, he needs HELP!

#2286

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:53 a.m.

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Templin: So now I will cut through the center of the mouse. Alex Epstein: ITS A SEA_SECTION!!!

#2241

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Oct. 1, 2010, 4:31 p.m.

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Kaluta: I need to find this picture... so anyways, when I was a kid, I would peel paint off the wall and eat it.  It was lead paint, which is bad bad bad!  And that's why I'm not as smart as Mr. Templin. Templin: That's right.  You're not as smart as Mr. Templin.

#2209

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Sept. 27, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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//In Block D for R&E Templin: Safety tests are important! Anything in this entire room is dangerous, even this mallet. For instance, I could smack Ting Chen in the face because he keeps yakking. Student: Don't give that to Mr. Schafer!

#2205

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Sept. 27, 2010, 3:02 p.m.

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//during Block D all the girls in the class start calling a carved mouse a bunny Templin: You can call it a bunny if you're stupi- I mean smart.

#2044

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Sept. 2, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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Templin: Teamwork is essential. It lets you blame someone else.

#1998

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June 10, 2010, 7:07 p.m.

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//Talking about a chemical (potassium nitrate) used in a chem r&e experiment, and how the groups ran out of it. Student(presenting): Well...we had enough, but it disappeared one day. Templin: If there's any explosions later on...

#1825

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April 26, 2010, 7:29 a.m.

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Templin: Pham called me last night...I didn't understand what he was saying...I couldn't tell the words that were coming out of his mouth...he said something about cover for me...he isn't here today so...