Colin: I just want a piano made of kazoos. Yash: Isn't that just an organ? Colin: Did you just call a pipe organ a kazoo piano?
Yash: Don't lactate on your lap.
//Talking about the Texas malaria outbreak in Biology Team Yash: There is a great distinction between a Texan and a person with malaria.
Shriyash: Windows is actually a really shit OS, with only one redeeming feature. It's like a giant turd wearing a little gold crown labeled "Executable Files".
Mr. Rose: Oh yeah Yash! Show that grin! Show that grin from under that thick Indian mustache!