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Jan. 25, 2021, 9:08 a.m.

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*Period 1 Bosse* Colin: I was a scientist like you once...until I took an award to the knee



Dec. 19, 2019, 8:41 a.m.

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Colin: I just want a piano made of kazoos. Yash: Isn't that just an organ? Colin: Did you just call a pipe organ a kazoo piano?



Dec. 18, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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//Talking about Orgo test Colin: Aaron, stop telling us you got one question wrong, I probably got one question RIGHT.



Dec. 13, 2019, 1 p.m.

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Sam: Why are you studying biological DEFENSE methods for exploravision? Colin: Because the attacks are really bad! //a little farther down the conversation Colin: Organ harvesting isn’t biological warfare. Biological warfare is when you send a couple of your men over the walls and cause the Black Death! Sam: That’s a human rights violation, just like the rest of China!



May 23, 2019, 9:51 p.m.

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//At the band picnic, the band kids are goofing around and throwing water bottles //Ben misses a catch and the water bottle hits the ground, splashing an unsuspecting Joseph Zenick with water Colin (whispering): It's funnier 'cause it's Joseph.



April 10, 2019, 12:16 p.m.

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//Going to Wallops Rajit: There's a Kars4Kids. (Sarcastically) Do they trade cars for kids? Duval: That's how I got mine. Colin: Your cars or your kids? Duval: Yes.



March 20, 2019, 9:50 a.m.

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//ADSB Gonzalez: Someone give me a class Colin: Chicken! Colin: It extends Egg, or does Egg extend Chicken?