#4149

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May 21, 2012, 10:49 p.m.

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Clay : Shakespeare always ends his sonnets with GG.

#4172

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Aug. 29, 2012, 5:23 p.m.

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Pham: You guy ever swallow goldfish before? Class: No... Pham: I did it in college to get into the fraternity. You just get a lot of water and swallow it. //5 minutes later Pham: I tell you that story so you don't do stupid thing in the future. Lot of stupid thing in college.

#4183

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Sept. 4, 2012, 6:15 p.m.

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//In stat, talking about medians, means, and outliers Student: So Mr. Stein, you gave us real-life examples of people that are like means and medians. Are there any outliers in life? Stein: Well, yes, there are, but I don't need to delve into my personal life to that extent. But yes, there are people in life that try to pull you away from where you should be. //Class ponders silently and thoughtfully Stein: I'm talking about doughnuts, mostly.

#4186

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Sept. 5, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

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Whitacre: What was UP with that story [Goldilocks and the 3 Bears]? I mean, a little girl who escapes three huge bears! Come on! If it were me, she would NOT have made it out of that house. And she was so annoying, too. *whiny voice* Too hot, too cold! I know why she was in that forest... Her parents were like, "Just stay here, in the park. We'll be right back." *imitates putting car into gear* VROOOOOOOOOOM!!!

#4247

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Oct. 11, 2012, 9:04 p.m.

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Anderson: (asking the students to answer a question at the end of class) I want you to think... //Bell rings, students starts getting up Anderson: Oh, oh no, oh HELLLLLLL no!

#4255

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Oct. 16, 2012, 9:28 p.m.

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//Stein is introducing probability in stat Stein: So we have two words for this. I refer to this situation as A and B being "mutually exclusive." But the book, I believe, calls it "disjoint." But I sorta thought that's what potheads try to give you, you know? Disjoint? //Class laughs Stein: That was inappropriate. I apologize. //Laughter continues Stein: You know, on second thought, I should've told that joke. You guys like that more.

#4421

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Feb. 6, 2013, 7:43 p.m.

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//Rose is showing the class his "Kiss my Asymptotes" shirt. Hakan: That's like saying "Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side."

#4432

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Feb. 12, 2013, 10:24 a.m.

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Avikar: I want to be pope!

#4439

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Feb. 14, 2013, 10:36 p.m.

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Ravilious: What are the most important inventions in history? Person 1: Printing press. Person 2: Gunpowder. Adrianne : Calculus.

#4519

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April 23, 2013, 1:01 p.m.

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Pham: Good thing I not bad guy because I really be bad guy.