#3445

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June 4, 2011, 2:55 p.m.

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Anderson: Oh yes! "Let us go and smoke some meth! / And with his former title greet Macbeth!"

#3601

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Sept. 25, 2011, 9:16 a.m.

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//Stein walks into Computation Methods, where it says Bisection Method on the board Stein: What are you going to be bisecting? Pham: One of the kids.

#3653

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Oct. 7, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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//Rose asks Hannah a math question, and she grumbles Rose: Wait, so is that a yes or a no?? Hannah: Well, I was going to say yes, but then I became unsure... Rose: See, that's like, double bad, cause you're just letting other people around you sway you. I'm gonna send drug dealers to your house... cuz, you know, they can just get you to do anything...

#3657

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Oct. 10, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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//Anal 1b, Stein puts an integral on the board Schafer: I'm pretty sure you can do that without multiplying through Stein: Really? I don't think so Schafer: Yeah, the answer starts with Wolfram and ends in Alpha

#3670

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Oct. 13, 2011, 8:10 a.m.

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//While teaching us to solve a system of equations in Java: Pham: So here we have one matrix. Then we use magic, now we have matrix with lots of zeroes! //later Pham: So guy, can we do this way? Viju: Yeah, sure. Pham: Ok. Viju: Whatever floats your boat, Mr. Pham Pham: No. //later still Pham: Here we have the pitfall of this method. Remember nobody perfect. *pause* Except Mr. Pham.

#3737

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Nov. 2, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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//A taste of college physics Professor (speaks and writes on board): Reality is 3-D. //Professor pauses and writes "at least" before "3D" Professor: That gives you a loophole big enough to drive a string theorist through.

#3752

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:39 p.m.

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Cuadrado: Sam! Is that a cell phone in your hands?!? Sam: (puts hands up) No! Cuadrado: OK...because I see students with phones all the time. And one time, I see something else and I was like - woah!

#4011

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March 1, 2012, 6:05 p.m.

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Gross: Good morning-ish. Today we will be talking about boobs.

#4090

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April 17, 2012, 11:29 a.m.

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Julia: Wait, what is Mitt in Mitt Romney short for? Mittens? Mittington? Xixi: Yes, that's what all the candidate's names are like. You know, "Mittens" Romney, "Ru" Paul, "Newtella" Gingrich.

#4096

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April 21, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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//At Wallops, talking about go-carting later that day Amy: Raymond, we need to race so I can beat you, and prove that [Asian girls] can drive! Raymond: I mean, I guess, but... Jacob: See, the problem is -- Well, just watch, every stereotype's gonna happen: Amy's gonna lose control and crash, and then, Raymond's gonna be just chillin' and get pulled over by the cops.