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April 18, 2023, 2:39 p.m.

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Seat: I'm working on it. I'll get it done. I promise. Seat: *grimaces* Seat: My brain is melting after grading so many LEQs.

#12092

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Sept. 11, 2023, 9:28 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Don't tell the freshmen about blairbash Eric: or else they will get chronic blairbashing disease

#12385

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Oct. 23, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Alex Zhao: Do you enjoy fingering A minor? Cooper: no

#13403

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Aug. 27, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Horne: If I'm absent one day and you have a substitute teacher who is on the incompetent end of things...

#5450

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April 7, 2015, 10:42 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: *grips the front of his podium and stares out at us with souless eyes* I’m like an electron. You can never know my location and velocity at the same time. If you’re trying to find me during lunch...good luck.

#8438

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Dec. 19, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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//AoA, Talking about traversal of Binary Trees Wright: What happens if there are two children? Michio: They fight.

#279

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Diana's been cheating on me with other math teachers. ~Mr. Rose

#371

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May 27, 2009, 8:32 p.m.

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Schafer: *to Jacob* Why do you have e-mail from a year ago? Hammond: Because people who use Gmail never delete e-mail.

#457

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June 21, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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Millie: Why are you so late? Soyoung: Oh, I was kidnapping someone.

#660

37

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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//Schafer is using Kaluta's megaphone in 211 during 6th period, while the juniors share the room with freshmen Schafer: *sounds siren* HeY! GuYS! WaiT, how DO you make it loud? Templin: That light needs to be on. Just hit that button. Schafer: LIke this? No wait, that only did it for a second... GUYS! Wait, what block is this? Templin: Six. Schafer: *seeing juniors* You aren't in Block C! Get out! Wait, I forgot the papers...