#13403

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Aug. 27, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Horne: If I'm absent one day and you have a substitute teacher who is on the incompetent end of things...

#5450

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April 7, 2015, 10:42 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: *grips the front of his podium and stares out at us with souless eyes* I’m like an electron. You can never know my location and velocity at the same time. If you’re trying to find me during lunch...good luck.

#8438

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Dec. 19, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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//AoA, Talking about traversal of Binary Trees Wright: What happens if there are two children? Michio: They fight.

#279

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Diana's been cheating on me with other math teachers. ~Mr. Rose

#371

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May 27, 2009, 8:32 p.m.

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Schafer: *to Jacob* Why do you have e-mail from a year ago? Hammond: Because people who use Gmail never delete e-mail.

#457

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June 21, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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Millie: Why are you so late? Soyoung: Oh, I was kidnapping someone.

#660

37

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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//Schafer is using Kaluta's megaphone in 211 during 6th period, while the juniors share the room with freshmen Schafer: *sounds siren* HeY! GuYS! WaiT, how DO you make it loud? Templin: That light needs to be on. Just hit that button. Schafer: LIke this? No wait, that only did it for a second... GUYS! Wait, what block is this? Templin: Six. Schafer: *seeing juniors* You aren't in Block C! Get out! Wait, I forgot the papers...

#742

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Oct. 22, 2009, 10:35 p.m.

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Julian: Wrong and Republican -- they both start with the same letter!

#1154

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Dec. 14, 2009, 8:50 a.m.

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*Hammond walks into his office, which adjoins the sysop room* Hammond: I hear angry music! Are we angry this morning, or are we just preemptively assuaging our anger? *Shirley and Jacob laugh* Hammond: I hear chuckling, but I don't hear answering. *Hammond walks over; the music changes* Hammond: Ah, now it's less angry. Shirley: Yeah, it switches back and forth. Hammond: And so do real people!

#1427

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Jan. 30, 2010, 3:28 p.m.

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Scafer: bpp.mbhs.edu. It's the best website in the world! Shelley: A website that's better than tvtropes? blasphemy.