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#5566

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Oct. 5, 2015, 10:01 p.m.

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// ESS Pd. 3, learning about mineral properties Lodal: Our next property is really two things: cleavage and fracture. // Class starts giggling Lodal (not amused): Thanks for that, guys.

#7110

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Jan. 12, 2018, 3:58 p.m.

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//on the bus Priyanka: I did it again. Andrew: You lost your phone? Harris: Check your backpack, it’s usually there. //frantically looks through first pocket of backpack Priyanka: I can feel it at the bottom! //frantically looks in the bottom of every pocket Priyanka: wait... //looks down in lap, realizes that her phone is there

#8411

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Dec. 5, 2019, 8:06 a.m.

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//another boring chem lecture... O'donovan: I really have the power to put people to sleep.

#8738

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Nov. 13, 2020, 10:02 a.m.

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// Student, in Zoom's text-based communication You think this quarantine is boring? During the plague, Newton invented calculus. Do you have any idea how bored you have to be to invent calculus?!?

#9104

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April 15, 2021, 2:11 p.m.

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Rose: "There's only one doctor in the village, and he's old and sick"

#9203

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Oct. 8, 2021, 12:18 p.m.

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Rose: Screw you Booyya.

#9206

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Oct. 11, 2021, 5:13 p.m.

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// Rose has posted a “makeup lecture” for precalc C students due to the loss of an even day this week Rose (in Canvas): Sorry for the video, but if you watch on 1.5x speed, this will only take ~30 minutes, so that's not really so bad.

#9783

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Jan. 19, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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// Moose Pd 6, watching a video about Nazism Autoplay: Why did The Rock buy a T-Rex skeleton for $31.8 million?

#9825

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Jan. 26, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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rose: “give me a gross epsilon.” 30 sec later: “why did i do this to myself.”

#10457

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April 21, 2022, 3:32 p.m.

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Christopher: are you enjoying watching my balls? Jonah: it's mesmerizing

I PROMISE THERE'S CONTEXT

balls