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June 7, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Luke(as Otto von Bismarck): What has Kangxi done for the rest of the world? Isabelle: Well, without Kangxi, none of us would be here today.

#1214

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Dec. 18, 2009, 10:25 p.m.

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Scott L: Labcoat! Ostrander: Sorry!

#1377

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Jan. 20, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

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//in the middle of a cell phys exam Lisa: If you go AA then get a C on the exam, is that an A or a B? Bosse: I don't know. Class: A! Lisa: Good.

#1606

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March 7, 2010, 12:41 p.m.

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Dr. Simel (showing us a powerpoint on Romeo and Juliet): This is Verona, Italy. (setting of play) Ian (new student): It's fair (refrense to line in prolouge we had just read) [class laughs] Dr. Simel: Oh, we're going to have fun in this class [class laughs] Dr. Simel: Not that kind of fun! But we are going to talk about loins in a second.

#1708

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March 23, 2010, 1:30 p.m.

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Omar: Ok, back to Sporcle. Boston! Maryland!

#3571

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Sept. 18, 2011, 5:06 p.m.

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//After finding out that Brian DeRose rides her bus Girl: So I'm not insane. I did see you. Brian: Either that or you saw my evil twin. //Aside Becky: Your evil identical twin? Brian: Actually, he's the good twin, but don't tell anybody.

#3709

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Oct. 25, 2011, 10:07 p.m.

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Sebi: Whose head to I have to wax to get some HoHos around here?

#4001

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Feb. 27, 2012, 2:53 p.m.

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Pulkit: I want more women to get breast cancer. Jason H: But I'm not comfortable with asymmetry!

#4463

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March 3, 2013, 11:15 a.m.

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//Rose needs help using a Mac in the bio lab. Rose: Can someone help me with this? //5+ people get up and walk over to him. Rose: Okay, got it...This did not require 5+ people!

#6054

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Oct. 11, 2016, 3:27 p.m.

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Seoyoung: My mother stabbed me and then laughed