#4463

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March 3, 2013, 11:15 a.m.

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//Rose needs help using a Mac in the bio lab. Rose: Can someone help me with this? //5+ people get up and walk over to him. Rose: Okay, got it...This did not require 5+ people!

#6054

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Oct. 11, 2016, 3:27 p.m.

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Seoyoung: My mother stabbed me and then laughed

#9250

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Nov. 2, 2021, 6:48 p.m.

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// When the precalc students are assigned with a crap load of work right before Halloween Rose: Deal with it.

#9765

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Jan. 14, 2022, 3:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: I have a dt piece. We needed that; I'm happy about that. You know I'm happy about that because I put a checkmark over it. //later Schwartz: Uh-oh. We have a 1 over dt piece -- I'm not happy about that. You know I'm not happy about that because I didn't put a checkmark over it.

#10571

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May 12, 2022, 7:18 p.m.

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Duval: sweep, and I will poot!

#10914

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Oct. 4, 2022, 8:02 a.m.

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Victor: Amsterdam people smoke cocaine. Karen: Oh really? That’s scary.

#11109

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Nov. 4, 2022, 10:34 a.m.

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Moose: No doubt about it that Elon Musk is a genius, but he's a little bit on the autism spectrum - he's still a genius, but sometimes it's just like he goes bing-bing-bong

#4386

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Jan. 11, 2013, 11:13 a.m.

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Jack: Linux is great. It can go through infinite loops in, like, 5 seconds.

#7622

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Sept. 29, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Pre-Calc with Mr. Kirk, he's just finished telling a story about Mr. Giles Kirk: Anyway, Mr. Giles is no longer with us Someone: What happened to him??? Rest of the class: *silent and paying attention because they're wondering too* Kirk: Uhhh, he went to another school????? Class: What??? I thought you said he died!

#9614

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Dec. 13, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice ended, Andy and Hui talking about lifting Ace: Why are you guys talking about lifting? Hui: Because we're *jocks*. Andy: Wannabe jocks.