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Nov. 4, 2022, 10:34 a.m.

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Moose: No doubt about it that Elon Musk is a genius, but he's a little bit on the autism spectrum - he's still a genius, but sometimes it's just like he goes bing-bing-bong

#4386

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Jan. 11, 2013, 11:13 a.m.

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Jack: Linux is great. It can go through infinite loops in, like, 5 seconds.

#7622

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Sept. 29, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Pre-Calc with Mr. Kirk, he's just finished telling a story about Mr. Giles Kirk: Anyway, Mr. Giles is no longer with us Someone: What happened to him??? Rest of the class: *silent and paying attention because they're wondering too* Kirk: Uhhh, he went to another school????? Class: What??? I thought you said he died!

#9614

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Dec. 13, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice ended, Andy and Hui talking about lifting Ace: Why are you guys talking about lifting? Hui: Because we're *jocks*. Andy: Wannabe jocks.

#10110

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March 1, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Talking about tennis tryouts Johnny: Jerry, who's on the team? Jerry Song: Your mom, your dad, and nobody else.

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March 15, 2022, 11:23 a.m.

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// Genshin Michael Wang: Not gonna lie, Mona’s kinda hot. Jerry Jing: Yea, she’s got tennis balls up there.

#10537

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May 5, 2022, 2:55 p.m.

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Lodal: If they're a high enough temperature, you can smash them together Me in my head: If they're hot enough, you can smash them.

#7791

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Dec. 5, 2018, 11:03 p.m.

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Gonzalez: What happened to the wig, Shruti? Shruti: My head is too big. Gonzalez: No Shruti, the wig is too small.

#9964

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Feb. 10, 2022, 9:29 p.m.

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jeremy: *clapping* rao: no.

#518

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:50 p.m.

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//on the second day of class Dr. Smith: Have any of you read the AP English Literature Princeton Review yet?