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March 19, 2010, 8:07 p.m.

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Blitz: Does anyone know where we grow rice in this country? Students: China!

#7982

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March 4, 2019, 4:14 p.m.

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//Complex, in the middle of a lecture Abigail (speaking rapidly): I need a red pen to draw this colorful advertisement about communism and against capitalism!!! //Schwartz passes over a red pen Rtse: Mr. Schwartz, you should have asked for money. Schwartz: I was giving the pen for free since it was paid for by the hard-working taxpayers by this county. This shows the inherent corruption of capitalist society.

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April 29, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

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//Entomology 5th //Eli holds a stool and walks around Eli: These are my udders. Milk me!

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Nov. 10, 2019, 9:16 a.m.

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//1 AM at Technica, Bracklinn and Svetlana have just realized there's a huge problem with their project Svetlana: Wait. Let's just assume that sin(x) is always equal to 1.

#9669

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Dec. 21, 2021, 8:33 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: “We was jerking in sixth grade. We was jerking in the bathroom.”

#274

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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Who has finished the trig review packet? [No hands go up] What??? You should have finished it by now. OK, now lie. Who has finished the trig review packet [Hands go up] Good... I'll be giving you another packet tomorrow. ~Mr. Rose

#856

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Nov. 15, 2009, 11:08 p.m.

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(Class is reading Of Mice and Men) Nadia: I learned the real definition of a brothel reccently. Someone: You just learned it?! Nadia: Yeah, someone told me what it meant. Before I thought it was a place where nuns or priests stayed. Class: What?! Mr. Clay: Wait...what did they tell you what a brothel was?! Nadia: No! I thought it was a place for nuns...cause you know...brothel...sounds like brother...it sounds kind of religious! People agree with me... Mr. Clay: But you know what it is now, right? Tell me what it is. Nadia: It's a...*points to person behind her* He said it was a whorehouse.

#1657

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March 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Jack: I have little bits of food here. I don't know what to call them. Craig: Are they crumbs? Eli: Yeah, are they crumbs? Jack: Well, you could call them crumbs, but you'd be wrong.

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:22 p.m.

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Pham: Is everyone good on this? Class: Yes Pham: Emily, are you good? Emily: Yes Pham: Are you sleeping in my class? Emily: No Pham: Good. Emily: My eyes were open. Pham: So? Spongebob eyes always open. Emily: I'm not a sea sponge. Pham: Okay. Is there any other question?

#2185

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Sept. 23, 2010, 6:42 p.m.

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//Louis Wasserman is visiting SRP classes Louis: So I got to meet the president. And when he walked by, I started humming. That's right guys: I rickrolled George Bush. //Later Student: So what's the point of being a finalist instead of just placing in Intel? Louis: Are you kidding? You get to rickroll the president! What more could you want?