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3341

Dec. 22, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Senior: You know what class Shirley should take next semester? Maureen Bio.

#8460

3341

Jan. 14, 2020, 7:37 a.m.

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//Some juniors are sitting in the hallway before class, Street walks by. Street: Maggots. Student: We should have graduated to at least larvae by now. Street: Yeah, you guys are houseflies, flying around randomly and looking for poop.

#5183

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Sept. 15, 2014, 9:47 p.m.

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//gmail status Richard Kong: It's Feducha get it right

#7534

2531

June 11, 2018, 3:04 p.m.

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//Monday, Block C is in R&E, ChemR&E presentations were just finished last Thurday and Street is talking about abstracts Mr. Street: okay so just make sure you turn in your abstracts to me today or they're late Nicole: Oh we already turned them into- into- Nicole: *struggling to remember Mr. Lodal's name* Nicole: into uh- the other guy

#7820

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Dec. 22, 2018, 4:28 p.m.

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Tad: sugar cookies are the worst of all cookies!!! Lodal: You’re the worst of all cookies.

#4302

3442

Nov. 13, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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//In Science Bowl practice, after a question distantly related to pine cones Avikar: Didn't you ever throw pine cones at people when you were a kid? Cathy: No. After a pine cone fell on my head from a tree when I was little, I was done with pine cones for the rest of my life. Sam: Did you make any genius discoveries after that? Cathy: It wasn't an apple. It was a pine cone. //A few moments later Sam: Was it a pineapple?

#7335

3442

March 18, 2018, 12:58 p.m.

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[Talking about particle accelerators in 8th period Math Phys] Schafer: That guy Lawrence, you know, he had that element named after him, Lawrencium. He invented one of the first particle accelerators, the cyclotron. He also has two national labs named after him, Lawrence Livermore and... Noah S [not paying attention]: Lawrence Berkeley, and also doesn't he have that element, Lawrencium, named for him? Class/Schafer: *facepalm* Schafer: Dude we talked about that LITERALLY 15 seconds ago. ... [Talking about the ML theorem 1/2 hour later in Complex] Schwartz: *explains the theorem* Misha: Let me see if I understand this proof. So we take this integral over the contour... *talks out the proof* Noah [not paying attention]: Okay, let me see if I can talk this through... Class: *boiiii* Misha: Noah! You already did this once today! Schwartz: You know, every year, I give an award to the student who asks the best questions that I've already answered, and Noah, you're the clear frontrunner. David W [not paying attention]: Today in Math Phys, Noah did the same thing! Class: *uproarious laughter* Schwartz: Noah, you have competition!

#3936

1923

Feb. 7, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

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Kev Li: Mr. Schafer, do you have any amp meters? Schafer: Who wants them? Kev Li: Me. Schafer: You're lying. Who really wants them? Kev Li: Pham. //some time later Schafer: ...this conversation isn't going anywhere. Hammond: No, Mr. Schafer, this conversation is going on Blair Bash.

#8170

1923

May 16, 2019, 9:45 p.m.

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//Discrete Math, discussing a K3,3 graph in terms of resources going to people's houses Rose: So, Sophia doesn't get any love because her love is blocked by Emmanuel's bacon pipe

#8173

1923

May 17, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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Gonzalez: Catherine with a C, Catherine with a K, Catherine with a Y...