#8766

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Nov. 20, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

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// Attendance Street: [Student], are you here? // Student is in meeting; camera is on Student: ... can you see me? Street: I don't want to.

#8942

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Jan. 27, 2021, 1:16 p.m.

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//last day of ap lit Stelzner: Taylor Swift > Shakespeare

#9110

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April 20, 2021, 2:12 p.m.

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Duval: So one way to get bugs for your collection is to leave on a light at dusk, and 2 hours later or so, check it. After 4 nights or so, you can probably get your entire collection. Max: That feels wrong... It feels like cheating. Noam: It's like having a villager farm your wheat for you instead of bone mealing it yourself. Max: Thanks for the very relatable scenario, Noam.

#10682

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June 9, 2022, 1:10 p.m.

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Duval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!

#12310

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Oct. 13, 2023, 12:53 p.m.

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Gugan: Due in 7 days more like do in 7 days

#12599

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Nov. 28, 2023, 8:34 p.m.

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Schafer: get out of my classrom no cap

#13373

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May 15, 2024, 1:07 p.m.

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Sahu: Maybe I should go be a professional pickleball player, that'd be a good idea.

#13599

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April 7, 2025, 11:54 a.m.

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//during lunch Eric Yang: Grammatical gender doesn't make any sense! Eric Yang: Like why is "schlong" feminine in German and Yiddish?

#4173

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Aug. 29, 2012, 7:20 p.m.

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// Stein is explaining Calc Chat to the Mag Analysis 1A class, and decides to try the live calculus chat for the first time. The chat went as follows: Calc Assistant Marie: Welcome to Calc Chat Live Help, Please provide the following: Textbook name, Edition, Chapter, Section, and Exercise you are working on. Please be patient, you will be served in the order that you requested service. Stein: Calculus 4th edition Calc Assistant Marie: What chapter, section, and exercise number? Stein: Chap 5 section 1 problem 78 Calc Assistant Marie: Sorry, we're only allowed to help with odd numbered exercises. Is there a similar odd problem I can help you with? Stein: But my teacher assigns the even problems. Can I pay you for those answers? Calc Assistant Marie: That's why we're not allowed to help with even numbered problems, we don't want to help students cheat on graded assignments. Stein: It's not cheating if I pay you. Calc Assistant Marie: Still cheating. Have a good rest of your day. // Calc Assistant Marie then promptly disconnected...

#6740

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Oct. 9, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

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//Lena is sitting in Marc's "seat" during R&E Lena: Izzee you're so scandalous! I can see right through your glasses! Izzee: Shut up Marc you're a boy