#2821

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Jan. 19, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Schafer, did you get a hair cut? Schafer: No. (pause) I got them ALL cut.

#3334

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May 9, 2011, 8:30 p.m.

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Bourzutschky: Yes, I will murder and rape John's children. I shall enjoy it.

#3596

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Sept. 23, 2011, 1:51 a.m.

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//When the AP World class gets a bit loud with all of the laughter and conversations Ravilious: Honestly ladies and gentlemen, think before you speak, and then don't.

#3930

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Feb. 5, 2012, 11:20 a.m.

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//In analytical chemistry, talking about charges and attraction. Pham: ... you know, like your girlfriend. //Stares at Viju Viju: Wait why are you staring at me? Pham: Oh. That's right. You not have a girlfriend. Viju: That's because algebra prettier than any girlfriend! Pham: What about boyfriend? Becca: It's definitely more useful than a boyfriend.

#4986

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May 29, 2014, 12:41 a.m.

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//In Analysis II, while listing ways to solve a given differential equation Cathy: We can always do guess and check. Schwartz: Yeah! We can all be Mike for today. Mike: Woah. Mike does NOT check.

#5311

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Dec. 11, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

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[Student]: I like how they're finally cracking down on the people who sneak out to Chipotle during lunch, because now the lines are really short when I go.

#6827

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Oct. 23, 2017, 11:43 a.m.

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//Student 1 injured his arm over the weekend and was wearing a sling Schafer: What happened to you? Student 1: I drove my bike into a stationary car and fell on the ground. Schafer: The same thing happened to me, but I was 7 and learning how to ride a bike, what's your excuse?

#7418

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April 18, 2018, 10:23 a.m.

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Pham: sometimes I do illegal things, so you guys have to catch me.

#7657

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Oct. 17, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

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Sloe: In genetics, you get to keep your babies. Or, if you want, you can donate them to me and I’ll try to keep them alive in a fish tank.

#7832

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Jan. 3, 2019, 11:04 p.m.

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//Pd 3 AP Lit Jacobs: My sister married a stock broker. //Sits down Jacobs: They're very wealthy. //Looks down at feet mumbling Jacobs: I don't like them.