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April 15, 2010, 7:33 p.m.

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Eli: Is it considered illegal if you accidentally steal a police car?

#2045

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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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//During lunch, we had been playing cards. 4 minutes 'til lunch ends... Kendix: S***, I HAVE HOMEWORK I NEED TO DO! Various others: Just doings da wuhk! Jus gettings it dun! Kendix: Shut up and let me work! //Bell rings

#2960

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Feb. 21, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: I was thinking about cylindrical and spherical coordinates, and I was like, "Wait up yo, how come we don't have cubic coordinates?" And then I facepalmed.

#3108

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March 18, 2011, 10:14 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A is discussing Rolle's Theorem Rose: Yeah, so, that's Rolle's Theorem. It probably doesn't seem very significant to you right now, but it actually plays a very large role... Class: *giggles* Rose: Oh my god.

#3368

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May 15, 2011, 12:46 p.m.

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//throughout the night on the text-in message screen at prom Screen: dis fo real? Screen: WAKE UP OMAR Screen: help i'm trapped in the tv Screen: integrals

#3537

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Sept. 10, 2011, 4:36 p.m.

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Street: [Student], you need to go down to the counseling office. Student: Where's that? Street: It's across the hall from the main office. Student: Where's the main office? //Street makes the loser sign

#3624

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...

#3644

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Oct. 5, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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Clay: Don't say your printer ate your dog.

#4102

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April 23, 2012, 11:37 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes, Jacob Kirkendall jokes are just true... Patrick: Patrick Shan has never seduced a woman. The word seduction implies that he had to try. Jacob: Jacob Kirkendall has never seduced a woman. EVER.

#4630

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Oct. 27, 2013, 9:35 a.m.

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//In Spanish 5, practicing subjunctive by making sentences starting with "A Dios le pido" (To God I ask) //Sra. Cuadrado is reading sentences off of people's papers Cuadrado: "A Dios le pido...que yo saque buenas notas..." No le pides a Dios! ESTUDIA!