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Sept. 24, 2018, 6:37 p.m.

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//7th period bio with duval Duval: I've had dreams... Literal dreams of being able to photosynthesize Chad: have you had dreams of being an insect? Duval and class: *stares* Chad: I mean- you're an entomologist!



Sept. 24, 2018, 4:04 p.m.

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//Logic period 7 Rose: Lately, our baby just started screaming. She wouldn't stop until we gave her food. For the first 7 months we've raised her, she was the perfect, adorable baby, but... Joseph: She used to be the form of a baby.

Context: Plato proposed that each object had a "form", the perfect version of that object, which is what we think of when someone mentions that object. For example, the form of a circle is perfect-- the locus of points equidistant from a point. But, no perfect circles exist in our world.

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Sept. 24, 2018, 9:16 a.m.

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//Polistat period 1 Stein: Siena College is livestreaming their polls-- I’ve sometimes watched them all night.



Sept. 21, 2018, 3:18 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 bio *Sam Lidz sneezes* Sloe: God bless your little heart! *Sam sneezes again* Sloe: Okay, that's enough...



Sept. 21, 2018, 1:22 p.m.

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Stein: That's not how you spell Fruit Loops



Sept. 20, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

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Street: Your parents spend all this money buying a house in Potomac, yet you still end up going to a school in Silver Spring



Sept. 20, 2018, 8:42 p.m.

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Street: *Looking at student's last name* Y'know, I had a student named *insert student's name from a long time ago*. He was really annoying... He's lucky that murder's illegal...



Sept. 20, 2018, 6:29 p.m.

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Isabella: You are suck.



Sept. 20, 2018, 3:50 p.m.

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Carlos: So why don't you like the beach? Bracklinn: *deep breath* Bracklinn: I don't like sand. *laughter* Bracklinn: Seriously, though. It gets everywhere.



Sept. 20, 2018, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: When I was younger, I went to a diner and they had "boneless chicken dinners" for 25 cents. Student: ? Street: No, by "boneless chicken dinners" they meant hard-boiled eggs.