#10607

1616

May 23, 2022, 7:05 p.m.

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Rose: PTSD? No! More like.... PTS learn.

#10606

3030

May 23, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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Rose: Think fast, eagle coming! // He throws a stuffed eagle at Sophie's head Rose: Didn't think fast enough! // He throws another stuffed animal

#10605

2020

May 23, 2022, 6:05 p.m.

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//reading Twenty Hours Rao: If I poisoned my husband this morning, it would feel really weird to teach this class. Student: Did you poison your husband this morning? Rao: I'm not married, so there's no one to poison.

#10604

1616

May 23, 2022, 6 p.m.

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//Kaluta visits Street's classroom where Analysis 1B is doing Calc R&E Kaluta: There's a limit to how much calculus you can do in a day. Schwartz: That joke sounds very derivative.

#10603

79

May 23, 2022, 3:18 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Whenever I think of 9th period, I just want to cry.

#10602

1212

May 23, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Kaluta: If you’re going to do something stupid, make sure someone records it. Kaluta: That way it’s worth it. Andy: So it goes viral? Kaluta: It’s more bacterial.

#10601

57

May 23, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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Rao: Jerry are you done? Jerry Song: No…? Rao: Maybe this class is moving too slowly if you forgot to do this assignment.

#10600

1414

May 23, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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// no gum (or any food) allowed in band Oldham: I think there's a better place for that gum Student: in the trash? Oldham: yea Student: ...I just swallowed it Oldham: there's a joke to be made here

#10599

68

May 23, 2022, 10:03 a.m.

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Subayi: If I ever catch that creep- where's my baseball bat? Subayi: If I ever catch him...

#10598

1616

May 23, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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Rose: the thing about tests is, I love them, but also... Jocelyn: you hate them? Rose: no i mostly love them