#13129

66

Feb. 27, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Glenn: My mom told me "when I had you I drank a can of beer every night, but when I had your sister I smoked and drank beer". Glenn: Uhhh thanks mom? Isak: Are you going to use that as leverage over your sister when you get into an argument with her? Glenn: Oh no, I have much better leverage against her.

#13127

13

Feb. 26, 2024, 3:11 p.m.

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Isak: I'm not a weeb! Isak: I've seen one anime, it doesn't count!

#12875

46

Jan. 22, 2024, 7:33 a.m.

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Isak (in fake Georgian accent): I will make you children pancake Isak: And you can drink hydrochloric acid

#11410

1414

Jan. 11, 2023, 12:44 p.m.

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//Talking about the unification of Germany in AP World Isak: Germany became Gerone!

#11379

24

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:47 p.m.

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Isak: How is the universe bigger than it is old?

#11364

1113

Jan. 3, 2023, 10:31 a.m.

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Isak: My most controversial quote on Blairbash is just me defending the color orange. Isak: The thing is, orange is scientifically the best color. Carlos: Scientifically? Isak: Yes. If I say 'scientifically', you can't argue with me.

#11343

46

Dec. 20, 2022, 2:28 p.m.

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//Talking about communism in history class //Mr. Seat puts on a youtube video but there’s an ad with Ryan Reynolds Aria: It’s Ryan Reynolds! Isak: He’s a communist? No wayyyy.

#11331

55

Dec. 19, 2022, 10:44 a.m.

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// AOA pd 4 Isak: Sean, would you eat Baby Yoda? Sean: ...no? Isak: I would. I'd, like, put him in a blender. Get a smoothie, y'know? Sean: This is going on Blairbash for sure! Isak: Good! Everybody needs to know!

#11267

77

Dec. 5, 2022, 10:41 a.m.

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Armand: I'm your best man! Isak: I'm not getting married. Isak: And if I was, Otter would be my best man. Armand: But she's not a man... and even if she was a man, she'd be a woman!

#11256

88

Dec. 2, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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//in world history reading textbook armand: "what page is it on?" isak: "armand, use binary search."