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#10442

1515

April 19, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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Subayi: We're gonna start at some point. Mr. Subayi is in another world right now.

#10441

1212

April 19, 2022, 3:12 p.m.

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Duval: who wants a free impaled mantid??? *Students start rushing over*

Ento changes people, for better or for worse

ento, duval

#10439

911

April 19, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Daniel: "Is it true that you're going on leave for the rest of the year?" Seat: "Yeah, I'm having a baby." *pats stomach*

#10438

1010

April 19, 2022, 10 a.m.

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Asher: I'm slowly skinning this bean.

If you were thinking that was a euphemism, no it wasn't, he was skinning a bean

complex, asher

#10437

99

April 19, 2022, 9:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: Problem solved by being wrong!

#10436

1616

April 18, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// From a while ago Michael Wang: Weed slows you down. Schwartz: What? *Class goes silent* Schwartz: Suppose you're running through a field. The weeds slow you down. There we go.

#10435

88

April 8, 2022, 9:46 p.m.

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// Entering the dungeon Schwartz: And here you have the INTEGRAL TROLL. Schwartz: And it says "Fi fie fo fum, I see an n that needs to be turned into a continuous x!"

#10434

1012

April 8, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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Schwartz: On the one hand, obviously ridiculous. Schwartz: On the other hand, obviously ridiculous ... for a reason.

#10433

99

April 8, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, ... I'm running out of descriptors. Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, FLESHY mass of arm move ...

#10432

1010

April 8, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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// Jeremy and Alex J. walk into Duval's class Duval: Is everyone done with their quiz? *Class nods in affirmation* Dvual: Alright class, interrogate him.