//honors English 12
Stelzner: I love hijinks at graduation; it's almost as good as hijinks at prom.
Abenzer: Like throwing a baby into the dumpster!
Stelzner: That's not really a hijink...
Abenzer: It is if you yell 'surprise!' It's like rape -- did you know that it's not rape if you yell surprise?
//the joys of Honors English 12
Stelzner: Winter break is really going to suck next year. You know why? Christmas is on a Sunday and New Year's is on a Saturday, so it's just going to be those five days. You seniors have it really lucky.
Student 1: Not me, 'cuz I'm not gonna graduate.
Student 2: Oh damn, me neither!
//a sub didn't show up to cover pd 2 english
Verdejo: We have someone on the way. Can I trust you to not cause trouble while you're waiting? ...are you seniors?
Verdejo: Oh heck no I can't trust you! I leave you alone and you'll be having a party up on the desks!