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Feb. 23, 2024, 7:47 a.m.

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Manil: Jeremy is [redacted] us in a good way



Jan. 30, 2024, 8:32 p.m.

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Nobody: Bored seniors on the AP lit whiteboard: <img src="" alt="Board with magnetic letters that say happy no nut november. no cum or else thy dick shalt fly off"/>



Jan. 16, 2024, 9:08 p.m.

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Andy Ying: My grade is dryer than [CENSORED]

you either get it or you don't // mod note: it was a good analogy I must admit

andy, seniors, dry, grade



Oct. 6, 2023, 6:45 p.m.

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Random Freshie: who cares about the seniors



Sept. 1, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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Ryan: Seniors don't eat the freshmen, they eat out the freshmen.



May 23, 2023, 5:54 p.m.

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Jonathan: The freshman population will spike because the natural predators have been removed.



May 9, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Roberts: Children! Come get your wipes! Katz: What about the seniors, who might not be children? Roberts: Seems to me like the seniors are more children than the rest of you.

in a very grade-mixed class //mod note: see also "CHILDREN, CHILDREN" (slaps desk repeatedly)

children, roberts, seniors



Feb. 17, 2021, 10:25 a.m.

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Elie: This might be more of a topic for the seniors... Elie: Never mind, you're just mature as they are! Elie: ... Nah, you're not



Jan. 3, 2011, 8:58 a.m.

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//the joys of Honors English 12 Stelzner: Winter break is really going to suck next year. You know why? Christmas is on a Sunday and New Year's is on a Saturday, so it's just going to be those five days. You seniors have it really lucky. Student 1: Not me, 'cuz I'm not gonna graduate. Student 2: Oh damn, me neither!



Nov. 16, 2010, 4:39 a.m.

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//a sub didn't show up to cover pd 2 english Verdejo: We have someone on the way. Can I trust you to not cause trouble while you're waiting? ...are you seniors? Class: Yes Verdejo: Oh heck no I can't trust you! I leave you alone and you'll be having a party up on the desks!