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#9006

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Feb. 17, 2021, 10:25 a.m.

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Elie: This might be more of a topic for the seniors... Elie: Never mind, you're just mature as they are! Elie: ... Nah, you're not

#2761

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Jan. 7, 2011, 7:42 a.m.

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//honors English 12 Stelzner: I love hijinks at graduation; it's almost as good as hijinks at prom. Abenzer: Like throwing a baby into the dumpster! Stelzner: That's not really a hijink... Abenzer: It is if you yell 'surprise!' It's like rape -- did you know that it's not rape if you yell surprise?

#2737

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Jan. 3, 2011, 8:58 a.m.

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//the joys of Honors English 12 Stelzner: Winter break is really going to suck next year. You know why? Christmas is on a Sunday and New Year's is on a Saturday, so it's just going to be those five days. You seniors have it really lucky. Student 1: Not me, 'cuz I'm not gonna graduate. Student 2: Oh damn, me neither!

#2535

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Nov. 16, 2010, 4:39 a.m.

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//a sub didn't show up to cover pd 2 english Verdejo: We have someone on the way. Can I trust you to not cause trouble while you're waiting? ...are you seniors? Class: Yes Verdejo: Oh heck no I can't trust you! I leave you alone and you'll be having a party up on the desks!