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#9946
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⚐ ReportJohnny: Wait where do you grow cheese- // Later Johnny: Wait how does it turn from the white stuff to the yellow stuff? Johnny: It doesn't make sense.
#9945
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⚐ ReportAndy: Parkinson's law basically states that if you have 100 years to do something, it will take you 100 years to do it. Johnny: Or until you get Parkinson's.
#9944
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⚐ ReportStudent: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Just come back soon. And if you don't come back soon, just knock, someone will open the door.
#9942
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⚐ Report// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*
#9941
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⚐ ReportRose: it's fine to let a 2 year old and a 4 year old run around on their own for 2 hours, right?
#9940
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⚐ Report// Cleaning up after yeast lab Mandy: Imagine you're washing your hands and you see Nicole approach you menacingly with two pairs of scissors Nicole: I can't do any damage with them though, they're not left-handed scissors
#9939
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⚐ Report//chaotic cirincione anthology, february 8 "Nobody sets out to make a TV show that's intentionally boring." "Calvin is a very smart, but basically sociopathic kid, who does all sorts of mischevious things." "Let's say it was a 4000-dollar lawnmowing contract -- that'd be a lot of lawnmowing." "It's not good for society if people go around beating other people up." "When I was your age, there was no streaming video on the internet." "I know standing up is hard, but you can do it! You got legs!"
#9937
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⚐ Report// Christopher walks into ento Duval: you walked in at just the wrong time, this video I'm about to show is a little gross Hui, deadpan: welcome to our discussion about ants and erectile dysfunction
#9936
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⚐ ReportJackie: Inventor is so bad! Jackie: I wish I could stick my hand into it and *insert violent gesture*