#8051

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March 27, 2019, 9:10 a.m.

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//Ms.Duval is explaining sex-linked and autosomal traits Duval: So if the postal service is working it isn't sex linked! Class: What....? Is that a euphemism? Duval: Male carriers! If there are maaale carriers. It can't be sex linked.

#8050

915

March 26, 2019, 7:21 p.m.

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Mr. K: If any of you guys are interested in the Glasgow cyber- sorry, Girlsgocyber competition...

#8049

2327

March 26, 2019, 3:23 p.m.

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// After 9th Period on a Tuesday Ian: Hey Steven, what's happening in Physics Team today? Steven: Uhh, not sure. I'll probably just lecture on whatever we did in math phys today.

#8044

1733

March 26, 2019, 10:02 a.m.

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//ADSB Gonzalez: I have a degree in computer science, I can say that it's gif.

#8042

2426

March 26, 2019, 7:54 a.m.

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//Sports Stat Stein: What does oml mean? Class: Oh my lord. Stein: Oh so it's like omg. But more religious.

#8041

2026

March 25, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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Sam: I am moth, I seek the light. I sit on hand instead of flight. Reginold the Moth: *flies away*

#8035

4850

March 22, 2019, 6:51 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: As an undergrad, I was in this abstract algebra class with 4 students in it. One of them was a middle schooler. He was just enrolled in one of our classes, and he did problem sets with us. One day he came into class super excited and said: (high pitched voice) "Hey guys! My mom said you guys can come over to our house and work on the problem set together!" Now, back then, we didn't have cars because we were college students. So, his mom picked each of us up and drove us to his house. I think we did our abstract algebra homework in what was effectively his play room. The best part is, his mom would bake cookies for us, which we ate while doing the problem set.

#8034

1525

March 22, 2019, 6:51 p.m.

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//Complex //Favid really loves lying down on the tables Schwartz: Hey, Favid. //Favid doesn't respond Schwartz: I said his name. Oh well. I specifically told my analysis students to put their projects on the ceiling, just for you, Favid. You can look at memes while lying on the tables!

#8033

1529

March 22, 2019, 6:30 p.m.

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//Complex //Abigail is sitting on a table, and Eli is sitting behind her. Schwartz: Eli, can you see the board? Eli: ... No. Schwartz: I only have one rule about sitting on tables. You can't do it if somebody is sitting behind you. Abigail: Yeah! Eli, you should move! //Eli sits on the table next to Abigail. Now Will Bass's vision is blocked too. //Will Bass stands on the table.

#8031

2729

March 22, 2019, 1:08 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B, discussing upcoming class where Schwartz shows The Princess Bride Schwartz: Snacks would be a good idea. Giles used to make waffles. If I made waffles I would poison you. Sam: That's just gonna help us build a tolerance to the poison.