//in AP Comparative Gov, Mr. Cirincionne cuts himself Mr. Cirincionne: I am currently undermining my cult of personality by showing that I am mortal Will (Standing up) : Our leader is weak, we need a new one! I volunteer
Will Roe: Where other people see a bad idea, I see a business opportunity.
Will: Among Us. Jamie: PolitiFact says: '... I have to do some math now.'
//playing minecraft on khan academy Eric: It's left click place right? Will: No, it's right click. //googles Will: See? It's right click. Will: I though you said you play Minecraft? Eric: Bro I do! Will: But you don't know how to place? Eric: Bro I don't pay attention to the buttons Eric: I'm dyslexic
Armand, to Will: The last person I want with his hands on my computer is you. Will: Wait, why? Armand: You're very smart, but very malicious at times. Will: I'm *always* malicious.
Bosse: I hope you saw in this assignment that people are not always as ethical as they should be, even in the important field of research. Will: Being ethical is for losers. Bosse: ...right.
Will: Everybody who’s not from the American midwest is just evil.
Will: Me? yeah, I'm running for the prime minister of Great Britain.
//discussing how to afford the production of future starblazer versions klees (to piety): do you have rich grandparents who are going to die soon? *silence* madeline (quietly): i do.
Will Klees: Y'know Tinu, what do I care if you steal my identity