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#7435
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⚐ Report//Schwartz, at ARML, about what to put on dietary restrictions/additional concerns sections Schwartz: If a mosquito bites you, and it's itchy, that's great! I don't need to know that. I need to know if you die when you eat peanuts
#7432
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⚐ Report//Mr. Hinkle discussing a test he needs to take to teach World History Mr. Hinkle: So I have to take a test about a class I've been teaching for 20 years! Haydn: So you know world history pretty well? Mr. Hinkle: Well I'd hope so... Haydn: Okay then when did the US sign the Declaration of Independence?? Mr. Hinkle: That's US history! Not world history! Haydn: What? Is the US not a part of the world?!
#7431
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⚐ Report//Microeconomics, discussing cigarettes as an example of a negative externality Hinkle: I hate cigarettes. Isn’t it great when you go out with a girl when you were 16 and she smells like smoke all over? Joseph: Was this supposed to happen to me already?
#7430
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⚐ Report//9th period discrete. (Daniel Zhu is in 5th period discrete.) //Proving TFAE for finite projective planes Rose: We have 1 implies 3. So, we also get 2 implies 4 for free by duality. Jonah: But- Rose: Also Daniel Zhu said it.
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⚐ ReportCatherine: magnet relationships never last long because at one point they have to pick to go out with you or with their homework and they will always pick homework.
#7425
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⚐ Report//talking about grades Pham: I can make you guy get A, B, C, D, anything I want, just for fun!
#7424
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⚐ ReportPham: Who the orchestra teacher? Class: Ms. Roberts? Pham: No, start with a D. Student: Mr. Oldham? Pham: Yeah, that right.
#7423
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⚐ ReportPham: Give example of diffusion? Student 1: When you spray Febreeze, it spreads out in the room. Pham: No no no, there is force. That not diffusion. *calls on another student* Student 2: When you fart, the gases spread everywhere. Class: Wait but there's force. Pham: If you not wearing underwear or something, fart can come out without force!
#7421
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: At universities, the math department is the second cheapest department because all they need is paper, pencils, and trash cans. //pause Schwartz: Philosophy is the cheapest because they don't need the trash cans