//at the final Math Meet, a relay-sequence of students have to each hold up a letter revealed in a problem //they hold up MOCOARMLWANTSYO Schwartz: What does it say? Students: MoCo ARML wants yo! Schwartz, standing next to relay-sequence with arms up: MoCo ARML wants you! I'm the U. //later Schwartz, describing ARML trip: The trip will be all-expenses-paid! ... by you and your parents.
// ARML practice Elina: We don't want the doctor to be touching the patient's junk!
//ARML practice //Peter presenting a solution Peter: I got all the questions right except this one, so I don’t know why I’m doing this. Schwartz: Weird flex but okay.
//Schwartz, at ARML, about what to put on dietary restrictions/additional concerns sections Schwartz: If a mosquito bites you, and it's itchy, that's great! I don't need to know that. I need to know if you die when you eat peanuts
//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.
//at arml, playing frisbee on the volleyball court. steven falls into the sand. Steven: I love it when that happens!
// ARML Practice Eric Lu: What do time and Guang's hair have in common? They're both up!
//#5515 reminded me of this: //ARML 2014 Student on Team B: It's pretty cold in this stadium. Does anyone else think it's cold? (Other students murmur in agreement) Proctor (from Western Mass.): Nah, it's pretty warm out. Although I do get why you'd think it's cold, 'cause you all are from Montgomery, Alabama Students: ...we're from Maryland. Proctor: Oh wait really? Raymond: Would there be this many Asians in Alabama?
//At ARML 2015, while buying ice cream Group from New York: Hey, aren't you pretty rural? Sorry, we think everything's rural because we're from New York. Girl on Montgomery team: ... No, we're actually really close to D.C. Group from New York: Wait, in Alabama?! Girl on Montgomery team: No, in Maryland.