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#5825

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Feb. 22, 2016, 10:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles points at Shwetha's stuffed sheep Giles: Is that a troll doll or something?

#5824

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Feb. 22, 2016, 9:34 p.m.

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//Explaining limiting reactants Pham: I don' go to McDonal' buy double cheeseburger! That too cheap for me! I go to Five Guy!

#5823

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Feb. 22, 2016, 4:34 p.m.

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//Shadows are in the back of the room Pham: You all in the back! Tell me what is hydrogen peroxide! //embarrassed giggles Pham: You all from Takoma amirite? You know why I know this? Class: They're Asian? Pham: No! Why I know they from Takoma? Pham: OK. You see, people from Takoma are more book-oriented. They don' go outside or play the sports. When you get cut, you use hydrogen peroxide to disinfect it! Joseph: But can't they get papercuts?

#5822

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Feb. 22, 2016, 4:25 p.m.

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//Watching the modern representation of the "balcony scene" between Romeo and Juliet Student: What are the security guards doing!? Teacher: Staring at Juliet.

#5821

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Feb. 21, 2016, 9:06 p.m.

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//Yoni, Jason, and Szabo are talking about a cubic equation on the white board for robotics //Jason checks his email Jason: KALIN RESPONDED TO AN EMAIL! //The three cheer Anonymous robotics member: What happened? Jason: Kalin responded to an email! //Entire room erupts in joy

#5820

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Feb. 21, 2016, 6:40 p.m.

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Shadows in Phamistry... Pham: Where you planning to go? Shadows: RM! Pham: Oooh, just don't complain if you get into MIT, Stanford. -------------- Next Day... Pham: Who the one that chaperone the four shadow, yesterday? Grace: Me! Pham: Did you convince them to come here? Grace: No, they just came here to skip class. Pham: What?! You fail my class!

#5819

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Feb. 19, 2016, 9:16 p.m.

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//Multivar, Schwatz demonstrating flux by holding a purple hula hoop above his head. Erin: It's like a giant halo for Jesus.

#5818

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Feb. 18, 2016, 8 p.m.

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//talking to prospective freshman for magnet program about how other schools don't offer the same courses Mr.Pham: Take a look at whitman! They say they offer multivariable calculus, it not the same. Or uhh...what Dat Asian school again? Student Helper: Wooton? Mr. Pham: Oh yeah!

#5817

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Feb. 18, 2016, 6:22 p.m.

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//Preparation before magnet orientation Ostrander: Make sure that Pham doesn't kill any children. Seriously, like actually.

#5816

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Feb. 18, 2016, 1:21 p.m.

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//After discussing equivalence classes in Discrete, whereupon class informs Rose that Schwartz already introduced the concept Rose: Oh, yeah, Mr. Schwartz is crazy. It used to be I was the only one who would teach crazy crap, but since they hired Schwartz it's getting out of control.