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⚐ ReportSahu: what should we name the person? someone: Jimmy Yongle: Yongle Sahu: what about "Jongle"
#12023
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⚐ ReportSahu: what's 5 in binary again? Class: 101 Veena: c'mon, this is like CompSci 101
#12022
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Here is a general rule for my class: students should not put their feet or socks on me. Glenn: When my kids put their bare feet on me I'm fine with it, but when they put their sock feet on me... Glenn: *gagging noises*
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⚐ Report// Dr. Delaney talking about how he accidentally injected himself with mouse bone marrow Delaney: So now I am allergic to mice but I can also smell mice from far away. Sudhish: So you're mouse man!
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Recessive genes that are fertile are both submissive and breedable.
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⚐ ReportSmolen: We will now be exploring each other. *Super awkward silence* Smolen: Wow that sounded really weird.
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⚐ Report// Talking about how she got into hockey Jacobs: I was hooked onto it like it was a drug. Jacobs: And you wonder how I would know that... *Class starts giggling* Jacobs: The next time I went to the game I was like "hit him in the face with the stick"!
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⚐ Report// Ms. Jacobs talking about retiring Jacobs: I'm old, but I have good genes. Jerry Song: She isn't wearing jeans.