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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Let's do an experiment where we assign half the class to read the textbook and the other half doesn't read. Andy: But how do we blind it? Jerry Song: We give one group the normal textbook, and we give another group a very similar textbook that doesn't cover anything on the quiz. Ace: But that's not any different from the textbook we are already reading!
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⚐ Report//Ethan commenting on Annika's humming with a lollipop in her mouth Ethan: You sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks getting a blow dry
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!
#11089
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⚐ Report// Exploravision Kaluta: Please don't change the margins. That's a middle school trick. Kaluta: Please don't change the font size. That's an elementary school trick.
#11088
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⚐ ReportTalking about Halloween Mr Seat: In Japan, they love dressing up, You know, cosplay. But they don't go to people's houses. That's just abnormal behavior.
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⚐ ReportStein: Is Ace's answer correct? Class: Yes. Stein: Then why did I erase it? Victor: Because of Jerry Song!
#11085
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⚐ ReportAlex Liu: Jerry did you go trick-or-treating? Jerry Song: My brother did and I stole his candy. He's 3 years younger than me. Alex: Oh, so he's 7!