#9598

-911

Dec. 10, 2021, 4:41 p.m.

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in biology, we're given classwork to work on but it's not due until next week Isak: "Well I'm not gonna work if I don't have to." Sean: "That's why communism would never work, Armand." Armand: "I'm not a communist! ... anymore."

#9596

4242

Dec. 10, 2021, 3:34 p.m.

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Student: Me aburre la clase de matemáticas. Cuadrado: Te aburre la clase de Sr. Rose? Mi amigo Sr. Rose?

#9593

2121

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:36 p.m.

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Diego: Now, you said euthanasia will not be necessary ... but let's say that Andy does something crazy-- Duval: There is no expectation that I euthanise anyone! Colby: But could you euthanise Andy if you wanted to? Duval: No. Andy, I just want to reassure you that I will never do that.

#9592

44

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:29 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, december 10 "I'm not stealing Derek's seat. I mean, I am, but not from Derek." "I can read French maths problems at a second-grade level." "But you know what I don't have to do here? I don't have to euthanise anything! Look at all the non-euthanised people here!" "Maybe it's a good idea to have a clue what you're talking about." "I just kinda do what I want to do, and nobody's told me not to!" "I took AP Computer Science when we used BASIC. Don't talk to me about fancy code things!" "I was like, 'oh, look, I can see that you're dozing off -- and that's adorable.'"

#9591

1717

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:26 p.m.

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Mandy: Diego, why are you here? Diego: 'Cause I'm in this class ... right? Diego: See, this is especially confusing, because I'm the kind of guy who doesn't know what classes he has.

#9590

1212

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: That file cabinet, I inherited from the health department, so it has labels for units of Health class. Schwartz: So I store my Analysis 2 materials in the Alcohol, Drugs, and Tobacco section.

#9588

2022

Dec. 10, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// A group was doing jetpunk during Mr. Kyei's breakfast club and Armand yelled out "Virgin Islands" as a potential answer Isak: Virgin Islands, isn't that where you're from Armand? Diego: Yeah, he lived there until he was 13 when he slept with your mom, at which point he moved here.

#9587

1818

Dec. 10, 2021, 11:29 a.m.

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Christopher: *walks up to Street with a (minor) burn on his arm* Street: got an injury? Nice!!

#9586

1313

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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Gabaree: Whenever a kid walks in and says, "Do we have a quiz today?", I go, "Yeah!"—'cause it's fun!

#9585

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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Gabaree: So if you're into women—who are like, running corporations and stuff—