//chaotic lodal anthology, november 2 "I want those dopamine hits where I teach you something you didn't know before." "I wish I had, like, another 15 hours a day to do all the things I want to do in my life." "I'm not intentionally snubbing you because I don't like you. None of you fall under that category. It is possible to fall under that category -- it's just rare. You would have to be a particularly ... annoying ... teenager for that." "I got you your onion reference, for those of you who have been waiting for that for years." "Think of a rubber ball, but a rubber ball that's denser than steel." "I could not tell whether he was saying 'matrices' or 'mattresses', but I really liked his class."

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Nov. 1, 2021, 2:28 p.m.

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Duval: How did my other dog get its name? Diego: You had a vision from god!

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Oct. 28, 2021, 11:03 p.m.

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Lodal: You guys are just farming me for blairbash quotes, right? Lodal: You know you can just make stuff up, right? Lodal: Especially if it's funny Lodal: If for some reason you come up with a funny thought and do not want it to be attributed to you, I would be happy to take credit for it

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Oct. 28, 2021, 4:16 p.m.

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Duval: The squiddledy-wiggledys -- they probably have a proper name, but I'm gonna use mine ...

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Oct. 28, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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Student: When's your birthday? Duval: Yes.

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Oct. 28, 2021, 4:13 p.m.

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Schwartz: Nothing about that was clear, but did you get it anyway?

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