#9025

1313

Feb. 25, 2021, 4:05 p.m.

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Martinez: In general, no one wants to see teacher's underwear.

#9024

1416

Feb. 25, 2021, 1:58 p.m.

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//AP Lit //A different vocab quiz is scheduled //Tad brings in stuffed animals again Ms. O'Connor: "OK, OK, I get it. Now if you'll go over to canvas now and we'll take our vocab quiz redo." *The quiz is broken. None of the answers showed up. We couldn't complete it.* Many students: "Something is wrong with the quiz." Ms. O'Connor: "I'll take a look." *two minutes later* Ms. O'Connor: "Well, I'm sorry. I messed up. Looks like there's not going to be a quiz today after all."

#9023

1414

Feb. 25, 2021, 11:57 a.m.

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Kirk: We're gonna go through this pretty quick. Kirk: It doesn't require too much ... big brain.

#9022

1921

Feb. 23, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: I never get 100% participation. Lodal: I assume it's because some people *die* during the class -- and then their necromancer parents raise them from the dead after class.

#9021

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Feb. 22, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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Rose: What's your favorite class? Don't worry, I won't be offended. Student: Uhh... Mr. Kaluta's class Rose: Because of the class or because Mr. Kaluta's kinda wild? Student: ...Because we don't do much

#9020

2222

Feb. 22, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

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Kirk: That's the weirdest thing I've said all day: my computer got crashed by a high-resolution GIF of french fries.

#9019

814

Feb. 19, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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Student 1: My grandmother was born in Nebraska! Student 2: Well, I'm sorry for your loss.

#9018

812

Feb. 19, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal, astro edition "If you're using Fahrenheit or Celsius in any of these problems, you're a clown." //the slideshow literally says "we're using kelvin because we're not clowns" "Mr Donaldson hasn't found how to type lambda, so he's typing wl on his presentations. I think he's embarrassed about that." "Hey, this is some quality subbing. What were you expecting, 100% accuracy?" "I'm not taking responsibility for these calculations. If they're wrong, I'm blaming Mr Donaldson."

#9017

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Feb. 19, 2021, 10:24 a.m.

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//lodal is subbing for astro Lodal [in an old timey voice]: Hello, hello Cleveland!! Lodal: you're not going to get that reference, and I'm okay with that.

#9016

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Feb. 19, 2021, 10:08 a.m.

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David Attenborough: The orchid's mimicry is so convincing and enticing, that sometimes a flower will attract a whole scrum of sex-crazed [wasp] suitors. //Documentary cuts to wasp orgy Charlotte: It's like the stairwells at Blair