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Jan. 18, 2024, 2:59 p.m.

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Woodward: We have some extra time, you should use it to study Woodward: Or don't, I'm not the boss of you Woodward: Well, I guess I kind of am...



Jan. 18, 2024, 2:56 p.m.

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Woodward: So suppose you guys have abused too many drugs. Woodward: Or- No, suppose you have had to take drugs all your life and your vestibular system is damaged because of it



Dec. 18, 2023, 3 p.m.

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//Jeremy playing Careless Whisper on his saxophone in neuroscience 9th Woodward: We're going to put away Guilty Rhythm...wait...Careless Whisper

He's not even in this class // mod note: since when has Jeremy ever been in a class that he's supposed to be in? //mod note: O-Chem, most days

jeremy, neuro, neuroscience



Dec. 4, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Katie: Me when I look down *gestures with model brain* *Brain segments scatter across table* Katie: Ah crap-



Dec. 4, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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Woodward: I've asked nicely multiple times now that people present a pass from their teacher showing that they're allowed to be here Woodward: I don't want a teacher getting mad at me for people skipping class Student: I have a sub Woodward: Have they already taken attendance? Student: Yeah? Woodward: Who's your normal teacher?? Student: Delaney Woodward: *posture changes immediately* Oh ok he won't care *walks away*



Nov. 17, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Henry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.



Nov. 14, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Meru: when you think of blindness you think of like not being able to see, and that's basically what this is

Presentation on cortical blindness in neuro //mod note: later: "so, try not to get a stroke, guys!"

neuro, blindness, meru



Nov. 10, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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//Woodward on LASIK Wodward: You get a little laser in your eye, zhjooom zhjooom zhjooom! Like a lightsaber! Now you have good vision.



Oct. 26, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Woodward: So TV is good for you... *Class giggles* Woodward: ...if you have a corpus callosum injury! *Silence* Xiao-li Wu et al (2020), figure 2: "The patient wrote sentences spontaneously after watching television."

neuro, woodward



May 12, 2022, 12:25 p.m.

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Neil: I could see myself becoming like cocaine mouse in the future.