#8347

513

Oct. 14, 2019, 11:28 a.m.

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//Kaluta’s room at lunch Kaluta: Okay who wants a beatdown with gluesticks? <Smacks Nate on the head with gluesticks, walks away>

#8346

2424

Oct. 14, 2019, 9:44 a.m.

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Moore: So Jeff, how was the Blood Drive? Jeff: Oh, it was great! I was walking this kid back to class and he fainted Jeff: It was really cool, I've never seen anyone faint before

#8345

2731

Oct. 12, 2019, 2:57 p.m.

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//Talking about people who look like Jesus Aaron: ...as opposed to Schwartz, who just is Jesus. Sam: Eh, he’s more like the second derivative of Jesus.

#8341

1620

Oct. 11, 2019, 1:56 p.m.

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Student: The y-chromosome is like Matlab. It’s degenerate but it’s got just a couple narrow uses still keeping it around.

#8339

2323

Oct. 11, 2019, 1:56 p.m.

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Stein: So what am I doing this weekend, because it's the weekend? I'm goin' clubbin'. And this is gonna be really exciting because I'm bringing students with me. //later Stein: Maxwell! Wake up! You're going clubbin'! Get over there!

#8338

1618

Oct. 11, 2019, 1:35 p.m.

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Stein, a math teacher: If you do math, I will send you to the principal's office.

#8337

1632

Oct. 11, 2019, 10:25 a.m.

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//Genetics Period 3 Sloe: Noam, did you find your packet Noam: Yeah Sloe: Did charlotte help you find it? Charlotte: Yes.... Sloe: Then she must have a uterus

#8336

1228

Oct. 11, 2019, 9:43 a.m.

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//Pd. 3 Genetics //Noam is trying to find a paper while Ms. Sloe is lecturing Sloe: You’re just a boy, you don’t have a uterus, you can’t find anything!

#8335

2729

Oct. 10, 2019, 8:38 a.m.

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Stein: I wanna whip, I wanna nae nae, but there are no parts.

#8334

1824

Oct. 9, 2019, 6 p.m.

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//9th period Schwartz, talking about the Arts festival thing on Thursday Schwartz: There are three things in life that are inevitable: death, taxes, and 9th period.