#10643

15

June 3, 2022, 8:32 a.m.

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//Analysis 1B, talking about centroids Schwartz: Now, if I want to balance this with a stick... //Picks up a ruler Schwartz: Nah, not long enough.

#10642

1921

May 31, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Schwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.

#10641

1212

May 31, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

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// Schwartz monologue I am technically qualified to teach Physics, by the way. You can get qualified to teach a subject by just taking a test. So I went to Schafer and asked "what's on the physics [qualifier] test?" He says "you took AP Physics in high school, right? And you majored in physics in college?" "Yeah." "Then just review what you learned in high school. You'll be fine." Now, in high school, I took AP Physics in 11th grade. And in 12th grade, I took another physics course that went into much more advanced stuff based on multivariable calculus. None of the test was what I studied, and none of what I studied was on the test. I study for the test; I'm about to open the test; I'm ready; I know how to apply Stoke's theorem to these things ... and I open the packet, and the first question is "what is entropy?" I don't know this. Entropy is something to do with heat, right?

#10640

1212

May 31, 2022, 5:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: If we get to [textbook unit] 7.7, we get to submerge Mr Schafer in giant bodies of water! Class: Yay! Schwartz: And by "Mr Schafer", I mean imaginary Mr Schafer. Class: Ohhh ...

#10639

1212

May 31, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, may 31 "We live in the world of spherical cows and vacuums." "My fervent hope -- bearing in mind how my hope has turned out before ..." "Nothing about this was clear, but do you have any questions?" "All of physics is just calculus. The only difference is that they look at stuff instead of thinking about it." "Schafer is a little stronger than I am -- sounds about right."

#10638

28

May 31, 2022, 1:35 p.m.

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// pipetting Duval: Push down before you stick it in.

#10637

1616

May 31, 2022, 11:49 a.m.

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Stephen Zhang: I’m not into freshmen, I’m into freshwomen.

#10636

2121

May 31, 2022, 11:12 a.m.

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// discussing a helicopter listing Vijay: It's only $650,000! Avery: That's the price of a house around here. Vijay: Well, you can live in a helicopter, but you can't fly a house.

#10635

2022

May 31, 2022, 10:48 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Now I am slapping tape on and praying that it works. Jerry: This is true engineering.

#10634

44

May 31, 2022, 8:41 a.m.

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Schwartz: Nothing about this was clear, but do you have any questions?