#8501

3838

Feb. 12, 2020, 10:20 p.m.

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//Overhearing Ostrander and Schafer chatting in the hallway Ostrander: "...yeah, and he'll eat all my mints in the first week." Schafer: "Oh, I do that too."

#8499

3032

Feb. 11, 2020, 6:46 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, Rose is trying to demonstrate something by plugging in a negative number and Stein walks in Rose: Hey Mr. Stein! What's the biggest negative number you can think of? Stein: *pauses* Stein: Negative nine hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine Stein: *pauses again* Stein: Point nine nine nine Rose: *looks at Stein strangely* Rose: Alright... How about uh, something a bit smaller, like -1000? Stein: *disapprovingly* That's not very big

#8497

3636

Feb. 10, 2020, 9:32 a.m.

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// complex Schwartz: *picks up a mug* This is a donut.

#8495

719

Feb. 7, 2020, 9:34 p.m.

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//Studying anatomy for sci oly, bones of the skull Lillian: Woah teeth are so long Lena: Ok yeah like feel here *touches chin* and like your teeth are down there //Everyone rubbing their chins Valentina: HOLY SHIT

#8494

4347

Feb. 7, 2020, 3:11 p.m.

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// Looking at resistance in FOT Kaluta: Tell me you at least labeled the two resistors. Edward: Oh, we named them after their political ideologies. Kaluta: Somebody pull up Blair Bash- Do tell, what ideologies are they? Edward: This one’s liberal because all the stripes equally spread out and this one’s conservative because all the stripes are gathered at the top. Kaluta: My job gets harder everyday.

#8493

218

Feb. 7, 2020, 8:10 a.m.

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//Biochem Pd. 1 Bosse: What was the molarity of the solution? //Class is silent Bosse: Come on, I'm getting old!

#8492

5454

Feb. 6, 2020, 1:14 p.m.

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Rose: What's the kinda like wise... Rose: *pauses* Rose: I can curse, right? You guys are half way to juniors? Rose: Anyway, what's the kinda like wise-ass answer that works?

#8491

-717

Feb. 6, 2020, 1:11 p.m.

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Sloe: I don't know, just google it! Sloe: Google knows everything

#8490

1422

Feb. 6, 2020, 1:10 p.m.

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//talking about a lab in cell phys where we made something that is kinda like jello Sloe: Now you're going to be tempted to play with the agar Sloe: *sighs* Sloe: That's fine

#8489

8183

Feb. 5, 2020, 2:28 p.m.

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Stein: I don't know HOW this happened, but my wife got pregnant!