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Oct. 16, 2019, 1:54 p.m.

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//Taking the survey on PSAT day Ostrander: Is your class using these laptops after the survey? Stein: Yes Ostrander: For good or for bad? Stein: For...class? Ostrander: For good or for bad?

#8348

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Oct. 15, 2019, 2:11 p.m.

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//Orgo Chris: Do you know the webcomic xkcd? Brabazon: No. Chris: Well anyways, they put out a comic where it said that the winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded to the group who discovered the missing elements at the top of the periodic table. Brabazon: *doesn't laugh* That's just incorrect.

#8347

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Oct. 14, 2019, 11:28 a.m.

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//Kaluta’s room at lunch Kaluta: Okay who wants a beatdown with gluesticks? <Smacks Nate on the head with gluesticks, walks away>

#8346

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Oct. 14, 2019, 9:44 a.m.

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Moore: So Jeff, how was the Blood Drive? Jeff: Oh, it was great! I was walking this kid back to class and he fainted Jeff: It was really cool, I've never seen anyone faint before

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Oct. 12, 2019, 2:57 p.m.

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//Talking about people who look like Jesus Aaron: ...as opposed to Schwartz, who just is Jesus. Sam: Eh, he’s more like the second derivative of Jesus.

#8341

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Oct. 11, 2019, 1:56 p.m.

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Student: The y-chromosome is like Matlab. It’s degenerate but it’s got just a couple narrow uses still keeping it around.

#8339

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Oct. 11, 2019, 1:56 p.m.

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Stein: So what am I doing this weekend, because it's the weekend? I'm goin' clubbin'. And this is gonna be really exciting because I'm bringing students with me. //later Stein: Maxwell! Wake up! You're going clubbin'! Get over there!

#8338

1618

Oct. 11, 2019, 1:35 p.m.

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Stein, a math teacher: If you do math, I will send you to the principal's office.

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1632

Oct. 11, 2019, 10:25 a.m.

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//Genetics Period 3 Sloe: Noam, did you find your packet Noam: Yeah Sloe: Did charlotte help you find it? Charlotte: Yes.... Sloe: Then she must have a uterus

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Oct. 11, 2019, 9:43 a.m.

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//Pd. 3 Genetics //Noam is trying to find a paper while Ms. Sloe is lecturing Sloe: You’re just a boy, you don’t have a uterus, you can’t find anything!