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⚐ ReportCatherine: magnet relationships never last long because at one point they have to pick to go out with you or with their homework and they will always pick homework.
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⚐ Report//talking about grades Pham: I can make you guy get A, B, C, D, anything I want, just for fun!
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⚐ ReportPham: Who the orchestra teacher? Class: Ms. Roberts? Pham: No, start with a D. Student: Mr. Oldham? Pham: Yeah, that right.
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⚐ ReportPham: Give example of diffusion? Student 1: When you spray Febreeze, it spreads out in the room. Pham: No no no, there is force. That not diffusion. *calls on another student* Student 2: When you fart, the gases spread everywhere. Class: Wait but there's force. Pham: If you not wearing underwear or something, fart can come out without force!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: At universities, the math department is the second cheapest department because all they need is paper, pencils, and trash cans. //pause Schwartz: Philosophy is the cheapest because they don't need the trash cans
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⚐ Report//Micro Economics Monday Ryan: Jonathan, can I use your water bottle. Jonathan: No. Ryan: I forgot mine at home. Jonathan: Go to the water fountain. Ryan: Ug. That involves getting up. Jonathan: If you value the water enough to go to the water fountain, then you should do that and I do not need to give you water. If you don't, then you clearly do not value the water enough. //Ryan goes to the water fountain. //Micro Economics Wednesday Jonathan: Ryan, did you remember to bring a water bottle today. Ryan: Shoot. Jonathan: Do you want mine? Resources should be spread to those who need. Those who have should give to those without, even if those without did not take the necessary actions to acquire those resources. Ryan: Screw you. I don't want your water.
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⚐ Report//block b pham, talking about effusion/diffusion Pham: If you leave a helium balloon out overnight, next morning it's all deflated and on the floor! Bracklinn: just like my hopes and dreams Pham: for what guy? *after everyone stops laughing* Pham: You know, I couldn't say that to everyone. Some might call it harassment or something.
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⚐ Report//testing laundry detergent in discrete Rose: Normal, grease, food, and mud... the 4 basic food groups.
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⚐ ReportMogge: ... FDR. Who does that stand for? Class: Franklin Delano Roosevelt Mogge: Actually, he didn't stand much.