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#7411
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⚐ Report//Arsene's phone makes an alarm sound. Arsene: There's a flash flood warning. Whitacre: You're not doing your work! Grade warning! Grade warning!
#7410
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⚐ Report//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.
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⚐ ReportRose: Reynald I had a dream about you last night. Rose: You and Rafi were at a summer camp and you were ten, shorter and with a higher-pitched voice... I was a camp counselor, but you kept correcting me like all the time... Whenever I said something you were like "No no no Mr. Rose you gotta do this"...
#7406
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⚐ ReportHorne: I don't know your personal situations. Horne: Some of you are probably filthy rich, in which case I am willing to adjust your grades for the proper amount of money.
#7404
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⚐ Report//Discrete math, beginning of quarter 4. Rose: MCPS has a goal of giving every student an A, and I subvert this by giving very hard tests.
#7403
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⚐ ReportRose: I used to teach Precalc B. Then I taught Mr. Giles everything I knew. A couple years went by and then he handed it to Kirk and just said "figure it out as you go" Lillian: That's what he's been doing so far this year
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⚐ ReportStreet (pretending to write a job rec): He's a pretty good boy. He comes to class sometimes. He's only drunk on Fridays. He doesn't do drugs, I think.
#7396
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⚐ Report//after Chad answers a question correctly Pham: You know, before I don't like you. I don't like you at all. But now I like you. //class blinks Pham: You know, I very honest to my students.