# #8108

4244

April 11, 2019, 11:43 p.m.

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//before ARML practice //Stav's piece of scratch paper has a gigantic integral symbol on it Leela: AHHHHHH! (covers face) //Stav flips paper over //Other side of paper is filled with about 50 integral symbols on it

I believe Stav was testing his pen on that paper

# #8053

3745

March 27, 2019, 10:29 p.m.

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Stav: This really considered my lobster Jonah: This really contemplated my crustacean William: This really assessed my arthropod Kaz: This really pondered my decapod Brian: This really whatted my fuck

l O b s T E r C O n S I d e r e R

# #7666

2121

Oct. 22, 2018, 11:41 a.m.

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// During mathphys study hall, Naveen installs the nCage extension on Stav's computer // From log chat next period: Stav: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carath%C3%A9odory%27s_extension_theorem Stav: wait maybe don't click that Stav: it maybe gave me a Nicolas Cage-themed google extension

# #7572

1115

Sept. 8, 2018, 8:19 p.m.

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Stav: Go on without me. Stav: Tell my linear approximations I love them.

# #7224

2020

Feb. 13, 2018, 8:44 a.m.

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//Practicing interviews Stav: How many letter a’s are on our website? *steeples fingers* Naveen: Well, uh… the most common vowel is e, so.. if we assume that your website has 2000 characters, then… Bosse: (Starts clapping) Thank you two for the interview! //Another interview Daniel: A permutation of n elements is chosen uniformly at random. A partition of the permutation into contiguous blocks is correct if, when each block is sorted independently, the entire permutation becomes sorted. Find the expected value of the maximum number of blocks into which the permutation can be partitioned correctly. Kevin Qian: Nice job stealing a question from a math competition. Have you even solved this? Daniel: To be honest, Bosse: (Starts clapping) Thank you two for the interview!

# #6507

55

June 8, 2017, 8:03 a.m.

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Stav: My life is a musical rapped by 15th century Victorian poets

# #6373

810

April 3, 2017, 8:16 a.m.

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Cirincione: ..murder is bad, don't murder! Stav: But whyyyyy???????/

r/blair_irl

# #6372

1717

April 3, 2017, 8:09 a.m.

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//AP NSL, discussing things @ table Peter: I would just like to preface this with the fact that I do not have a speech impairment, I just got my retainers yesterday. //NSL stuff Peter: You wanna do 2 next? Stav: Sure. I would just like to preface this with the fact that I do not have a speech impairment, I'm just dumb

# #6231

99

Feb. 3, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Jacob Stavrianos: I was pretty darn high in fifth grade.

And you aren't now? This happened when I asked him how high he was in fifth grade instead of how tall

# #6167

66

Jan. 6, 2017, 10:36 p.m.

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// At MAN 2017 Stav: THEY'RE TRYING TO BREED US!

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