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#7006
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⚐ Report//To Anson Ryan: I'm never signing out of your Spotify, you actually have good music
#7005
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: If you drop a baby, bad things will happen. If you drop a teenager, meh.
#7003
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⚐ Report//getting frustrated because Izzee refuses to hit the volleyball with force Mr. Charles: Who's your math teacher? Giles? Izzee: Schwartz. Mr. Charles: Okay. Imagine that this ball is Mr. Schwartz. He's giving you bad grades! Hit him! Izzee: I can't do that! Mr. Schwartz is great! Mr. Charles: Okay then. Imagine that this ball is me. Now hit it! //Izzee smiles and complies forcefully
#6997
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⚐ Report//Talking to Grace Whitacre: You look very pensive. Does the magnet crush children's outlook on life? That’s why I like the magnet program.
#6994
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⚐ ReportPiper: I would not drop you from a high rise. Mostly because I couldn't lift you.
#6990
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⚐ Report//AP NSL, Pd 2: /*Selman tells a joke: Man at the zoo: Where are all the monkeys? Zookeeper: It's mating season, they're inside. Man: Would they come out for peanuts? Zookeeper: Would you? */ EHao: I don't get it. EHao: What's a peanut? //Loann & Evan can't believe it EHao: No actually, what the hell is a peanut?
#6988
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Schafer, can you help me on this problem? Schafer: Nah, wait until I eat a dumpling first. Student: But -- Schafer: My snacks come before you!
#6987
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⚐ Report//Debate over how to pronounce Charlemagne //Whitacre says "Carl" //Claudia tries to pronounce it in a French way, clears her throat, and coughs repeatedly Whitacre: You even clear your throat in French!