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⚐ Report//Pchem Pham: Last year the freshmen not scared of me. I don't know where I went wrong!
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Usually when there's a steam sale, I put a list of the games I play on edline
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⚐ ReportMogge: Do you know why you can't starve in the desert? Students: You'd die of dehydration before you starved. Mogge: ...I was thinking because of all the SANDwiches there. //Class groans
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⚐ Report// Grace is trying to get a fork from the top shelf, but cannot see the box so she ends up grabbing two forks Grace: Ha I reached the shelf. Pham: Yeah but you got two. Some day, you get married, you gonna get two guys! Grace: Yeah, twice the fun. Immma get one husband and one concubine. Shwetha: How do you think you're gonna get two guys?
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Your last name usually tells where you're from or what your past ancestors did for a living. For example, if your last name is a color, your ancestors might have been in the dyeing industry. But if your last name is Weed, then I should watch you closely.
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⚐ Report//Reviewing safety test Pham: Yes, assume all chemical dangerous before using it. Student: What about water? Pham: You go in water for several hour, you drown.
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⚐ ReportRose: ...and he had this group of students who followed him around and thought he was, like, the best professor ever. So I tried to reproduce that.