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#6402
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⚐ Report// Introducing graph theory in discrete Rose: In here, edges mean friendship. // Later, discussing multiple edges between the same nodes Rose: Guang, should I give the PG-13 or PG explanation? Guang: Uh... Rose: Or the R explanation? // Starts explaining Rose: *draws two nodes and an edge* So these people, at work, have a collegial relationship. *draws another edge* But behind closed doors, on the weekends, they might also have a secret sexual relationship. // Class starts laughing Rose: *drawing a loop* You can also be friends with yourself.
#6400
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⚐ ReportRose: There's those speed limits in residential areas that are completely useless because the sign says 25, but you can safely go at a 40. Say someone gets caught by a police officer that way and says, "I have created my coordinate system in such a way that I am actually going away from the home, so my velocity is in fact -40 mph, which is way lower than the speed limit." The police officer, who has already heard this before, answers: "But this is a speed limit, not a velocity limit!"
#6394
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⚐ ReportKaluta: So uh, I'm going to be in jail for the next 30 days. Ya see, I got in an argument with Mr. Street here, and I grabbed him by by the tie and smacked him upside the head just as the principal walked by, so I'll be in the hole for the next month or so. // class laughs Kaluta: Nah, I'm taking some time off. Nobline: Wait, that was a joke?!
#6391
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⚐ Report//In a wallops lecture //Explaining trawling Teacher: So guys, what are we going to catch tomorrow? Mr. Schafer (under his breath): Pneumonia
#6389
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⚐ Report//At Wallops, there is a meeting in Schwartz and Paul's suite Schwartz: Everybody who is not supposed to be in this dorm, please get out of this suite! Mr. Rose, get out of this suite!
#6388
2020
⚐ Report//Dinner at Wallops //Steven Qu comes back to the table with a bunch of napkins. Steven: I was trying to be an a**hole so I took the rest of the napkins. Do you guys want to split it?