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Nov. 13, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Rose: you must add the teleporter boxes Rose: they are industry standard Rose: did i tell you guys the industry standard joke?



Nov. 6, 2020, 10:45 a.m.

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Schafer: "One, two, three, eyes on this graph." Schafer: Doesn't rhyme as well as "one, two, three, eyes on me," but it works.



April 27, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

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// Introducing graph theory in discrete Rose: In here, edges mean friendship. // Later, discussing multiple edges between the same nodes Rose: Guang, should I give the PG-13 or PG explanation? Guang: Uh... Rose: Or the R explanation? // Starts explaining Rose: *draws two nodes and an edge* So these people, at work, have a collegial relationship. *draws another edge* But behind closed doors, on the weekends, they might also have a secret sexual relationship. // Class starts laughing Rose: *drawing a loop* You can also be friends with yourself.



Dec. 3, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

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//In precalc. Giles draws a horizontal zigzag line on the board. Giles: "Do not EVER draw your sine graph like how a first-grader draws mountains. I don't want to poke my eyes out with your sine graph."



June 3, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

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Rose: Great, penis graph. Finally my career is complete.

While covering graph theory 9th period discrete math after all the seniors left.

penis, rose, discrete, graph



Oct. 11, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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Schafer: "So here we have a graph relating the frequency to the kinetic energy of the electron. Now, what do we see here that's important?" <silence> Schafer: "Come on, what's the most important thing when looking at a physics graph?" Alex C.: "The background color!' Schafer: "Thats great, go touch the greenhouse door"